After my cat's operation..

[guitarsjb]

Awww, I sure hope she gets better soon.

[wilkinsi]

She better do. I'm expecting the next vet bill imminently.

[wilkinsi]

Out of the blue, I got a text last night to say Milly has in fact had kittens. At least 2 anyway - one tabby and one ginger so far, according to my father. I can't take pix as I'm not allowed to disturb her. She's hiding in the dining room cupboard. So, does that mean I get a partial/full refund from the vet? Don't fuckin' think so.

[Rsmacker]

Only if it was the vet that fucked her.

You should have had her speyed years ago before you let her roam the nieghbourhood, you irresponsible cunt. Just what the world needs, a few more fucking kittens wanting a home (and then massacring the local songbirds). Maybe she'll scoff them anyway.

Cats are great if you want your house to smell of piss and catshit. Best of it is, EVERY cat owner says "Not my house, my Tiddles is a very clean cat". Nope, wrong, your house smells of catpiss, just everyone is too polite to tell you.

[jacksoncsplayer]

Out of the blue, I got a text last night to say Milly has in fact had kittens. At least 2 anyway - one tabby and one ginger so far, according to my father. I can't take pix as I'm not allowed to disturb her. She's hiding in the dining room cupboard. So, does that mean I get a partial/full refund from the vet? Don't fuckin' think so.

At least it sounds as though the cat's going to be ok, you may have a few more to take care of though If you don't want them, take them to a shelter.

[SEEGERMANY]

Only if it was the vet that fucked her.

You should have had her speyed years ago before you let her roam the nieghbourhood, you irresponsible cunt. Just what the world needs, a few more fucking kittens wanting a home (and then massacring the local songbirds). Maybe she'll scoff them anyway.

Cats are great if you want your house to smell of piss and catshit. Best of it is, EVERY cat owner says "Not my house, my Tiddles is a very clean cat". Nope, wrong, your house smells of catpiss, just everyone is too polite to tell you.

I know people love their cats and I respect that, but I've seen those fucking furballs walking on the kitchen counters and to me, that's just disgusting. I even knew this chick who kept the litter box in the bath tub. I went in the bathroom to piss and the smell of ammonia was almost unbearable. I pulled back the shower curtain and there was the litter box.

[wilkinsi]

Only if it was the vet that fucked her.

You should have had her speyed years ago before you let her roam the nieghbourhood, you irresponsible cunt. Just what the world needs, a few more fucking kittens wanting a home (and then massacring the local songbirds). Maybe she'll scoff them anyway.

Cats are great if you want your house to smell of piss and catshit. Best of it is, EVERY cat owner says "Not my house, my Tiddles is a very clean cat". Nope, wrong, your house smells of catpiss, just everyone is too polite to tell you.

Unless you want your cats pissing in the house, you can't keep them locked in. And being as one of the kittens is ginger, I bet it was you who molested my cat. After all, you fucked that donkey when you went on holiday.

[guitarsjb]

I know people love their cats and I respect that, but I've seen those fucking furballs walking on the kitchen counters and to me, that's just disgusting. I even knew this chick who kept the litter box in the bath tub. I went in the bathroom to piss and the smell of ammonia was almost unbearable. I pulled back the shower curtain and there was the litter box.

I have 3 cats..you'll never smell the litter boxes. I clean them everyday. I've had people who have seen the cats saying ...oh..you have cats?? I can't stand the smell. Oh and NONE of them get on my countertops!

[WarPig]

I must say, I never expected to see a thread like this here. And I'm happy to see it!

I won't say how much I've spent on vet bills over the years, but I don't regret a dollar of it.

Pet insurance is great if you only have one or two animals. When you have a small zoo, the insurance cost can be (annually) as much as a procedure. Also, many animal insurance policies won't cover cats past seven; seven (middle-age) is when health problems begin to surface.

Care Credit is a good alternative. No discounts on costs, but at least you get to spread the payments over time, interest-free.

I hope Milly makes a full (and quick!) recovery!

[lerxstcat]

You should have had her speyed years ago

That would have been a neat trick since she was 8 months old when he took her in to get fixed.

[wilkinsi]

As if to spite me, she took a huge shit in the kitchen this afternoon. Perhaps I should've put a toilet sign above the litter tray.. And it transpires she had 3 kittens, I think one is black, but I dare not touch it to see if it's a kitty

[jacksoncsplayer]

As if to spite me, she took a huge shit in the kitchen this afternoon. Perhaps I should've put a toilet sign above the litter tray.. And it transpires she had 3 kittens, I think one is black, but I dare not touch it to see if it's a kitty

I love cats, they have their own special way of saying fuck you

[Rsmacker]

And it transpires she had 3 kittens, I think one is black, but I dare not touch it to see if it's a kitty

Racist!!

Hmmm, not the first time you've shied away from touching a pussy is it, young man?

Incidentally, I completely deny touching your cat, twas not me! Now, if your Mum has a strange faraway look in her eyes, ruddy cheeks and a half smile lingering on her smudged lips, weeeell............ maybe it was Henry the mild-mannered janitor.

Oh, and thanks for bringing the donkey incident up again in public, just when my reputation was almost clean. You're not going to forget that, are you?

[shobet]

Dogs have masters, cats have staff.