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  • Kurt Warner goes to heaven (joke)

    Well it appears Kurt Warner passes on and is sent to Heaven. Upon his arrival at the Pearly Gates God is standing before him.

    God says: Welcome Kurt we've been waiting for you. Your house is just down the road.

    Kurt starts off down the road and soon comes upon an old house with faded red and white paint. The windows are broken out. Out front is a rusty old bent up flag pole with a torn and tattered Cardinals flag just hanging there. Kurt looks across the street and spies a brand new huge mansion all decked out in Black and Gold. Out front are two brand new shiny flag poles with crisp Steeler flags snapping in the breeze. Well Kurt is really pissed. He walks back up the road and finds God.

    Kurt says: Hey God. Whats the deal here? Why is it that I get some broken down old shack and Ben Rothlisberger gets a huge mansion?

    God says: Oh Kurt. That's not Ben's house. That's my house!!!!!!!
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