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I got this in an email this morning and thought I would share.
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She worked it like a pro!
I like the story about Joachim Phoenix on the Letterman show...
Looks like he found his brother's stash finally...GTWGITS! - RacerX -
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"Live every day as if it were your last...
...one day it will be."Comment
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That very good..actually that's awesome.
One thing I've noticed is most guys are ape shit over her. I think overly ape shit. Don't get me wrong, she's ok, but just ok IMO. Stroking the corn just made her look more appealing to me. Even better if she shoved that ear of corn in her piehole..or ummm cornhole.
I got major hots for Giada. There is absolutely no comparison between the two. I think Giada makes Rachael look like a pudgy schoolboy..but that's just me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPCOWX2Qtow
Ohhh gimme some scuba gear, marshmallows, hotdogs, and Giada DeLaurentis' ass...and I'll show you a three day camping trip!!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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If the old lady wasn't there in the background doing it too, I could put up with the chubby one...Comment
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Isn't that fucked up!!! I think those pills he was poppin' in "Walk the line" wasn't fuggin' candy!!!Originally posted by Hellbat View PostShe worked it like a pro!
I like the story about Joachim Phoenix on the Letterman show...
Looks like he found his brother's stash finally...
He's actually a decent actor..WTF is the matter with him? Did you see him fall off the stage while he was making an ass out of himself trying to..well whatever the fuck he was doing..
He lost it!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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They both have nimble fingers.... HmmmComment
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Exactly..does Rachel look kinda chubby to you? Not "fat" but kinda stubby in a midgety sorta way.Originally posted by Cleveland Metal View Post
Giada on the other hand..she's fuggin' drop dead beautiful!!! Nobody talks about her..just Rachel Ray.:think:
Wha.. nobody likes Italian broads??..WTF???
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Rachael is a weakness for me. I think "cute or girl next door" looking brunettes are the be all end all.
Giada is nice, but that smile scares me. She's got the "crazy eyes" going on.Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day, set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.Comment
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Same here.Originally posted by horns666 View Post
Rachel is sort of barrel chested with smallish tits. I like thin chest with big ole milkers.Comment
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She was stroking it like a Jerry's kid. If that was my pud, I'd scream "Hey, WTF are doing?..husking an ear of corn?"..or something like that.Originally posted by Cleveland Metal View Post
Then I would take my pud away, and show her how I make cream corn. Which is good for wrinkles when applied sparingly to the facial area.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Rachel is cute, but give it a couple more years and you'll have to sprinkle flour on her to find the wet spot!
Giada is smokin hot! She can skin my chicken anytime, any place! Cluck me baby!"POOP"Comment
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Is that what it is. She's the realistic "achievable" type? Yeah, I can see that..but why not go for the uber fatties with the supple stretch marks and sagging slapularies.Originally posted by Flatpicker View Post
I got it nice in my real life. For my fantasy..I'll shoot(pun) for the Giada. "I'll shoot for the Giada"..look how nice that sounds...so natural like. Oh, I like how she makes noises when she licks the spoon or something. She gives me wood. Rachel doesn't give me wood. I mean she would give me wood if puff a da pepe!!! But just watching Giada gives me wood. You know what..I got wood right now. see, there ya go..
Rachael would be my fluffer for Giada!!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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You really don't want to know the depths I've plumbed.Originally posted by horns666 View PostIs that what it is. She's the realistic "achievable" type? Yeah, I can see that..but why not go for the uber fatties with the supple stretch marks and sagging slapularies.
You ever see the movie "The Descent".
Not proud, but it was last call...
And she had all her teeth.
Well.. Most of them...Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day, set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.Comment
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Here is a younger thinner Rachael.
Just one more guitar!Comment
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