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How about kissing my ass, buddy! 
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I never really got the whole Ali G thing and Borat is mostly the same thing just a sillier version. I guess its suppossed to be clever because he 'challenges' people and situations through the use of discomfort. I'm surprised he never got punched in the throat personally.GTWGITS! - RacerXComment
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I knew some of you southern boys were into that, just make sure it's wiped clean beforeOriginally posted by SEEGERMANY View PostHow about kissing my ass, buddy!
"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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You got it!"POOP"Comment
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This thread took a sudden turn.....
Scott
Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.Comment
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Oh wow. Here I thought a civilized conversation was going on then BOOM!, there it goes...
"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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That happens when people have nothing relevant to say except "yawn."Originally posted by StukaJU87 View PostThis thread took a sudden turn..... "POOP"Comment
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Whateva!
I’m the one that digitally added Jabba the Hutt back into Star Wars!
Whateva, I do what I want!Comment
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But if we don't do that the little number on the left doesn't go up.Originally posted by SEEGERMANY View Post"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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That is fuckin insane! They probably get high with their parents too, what's it going to take to wake this world up?Originally posted by Dred View PostWhat the title said. Bring back the fucking whipping with a belt! Serious.
A 15-year-old schoolgirl has given birth to twins fathered by her classmate boyfriend. Skip related content
Samantha Humphries was 14 and her boyfriend Daniel Sargent was 15 when the tots - Liam and Ryan - were conceived, the Liverpool Echo reported.
The teenage mum and her boyfriend said they want to set up home together and take care of their boys like a normal family.
But for the time being they are living with their respective parents in Southport, Merseyside, while the baby boys are kept in hospital special care baby units.
"We just can't wait to get them home," Samantha told the paper.
"We will be arguing over whether to put them in Liverpool or Manchester United kits," she said, because she supported the Anfield club but the father followed the Red Devils.
Daniel said: "After the scan we were told it was twin girls so it was even more of a shock when Sammii gave birth to boys. I am going to try and be the best father I can."
Samantha's mother Janet Gilbert added: "Daniel stayed here at our house with Sammii the odd night and, of course, it happened. You can't stop young couples when they're courting - if they weren't here they would just go somewhere else.
"What's important now is that we get on with it."
Any fit of rage is highly welcomeComment
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seegermany for the prez!Originally posted by jacksoncsplayer View Post"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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I have too many skeletons in my closet. Besides, hippietim and Bill are on the ticket for 2012. I already promised them my vote if they'd let me boink Palin in the pooter!Originally posted by Endrik View Post
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..while she hums a tune on Scott's platinum member.Originally posted by SEEGERMANY View Post
Scott
Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.Comment
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Palin doesn't do much for me. Tina Fey pretending to be Palin, however....Originally posted by SEEGERMANY View PostI have too many skeletons in my closet. Besides, hippietim and Bill are on the ticket for 2012. I already promised them my vote if they'd let me boink Palin in the pooter!Hail yesterdayComment
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The instant I laid eyes on Sarah Palin I knew Tina Fey would be coming back to SNL for the duration of the campaign!Originally posted by VitaminG View Post
They are both hotties in my book, though.Ron is the MAN!!!!Comment
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