Come on Bambi, give us some easy ones.

[Rsmacker]

Someone help me, I think I may have tipped over the edge of good taste and reason.


I really have got the horn for Gail Trimble*


It's just bizarre, I really really have to know if she takes it up the wrong 'un.


I keep having this dream where the team are about to put her on the spit and I steam in and offer her a starter for ten. She ends up getting an "airtight".

And I bet she really knows hows how to iron the fuck out of a shirt.

I think I may be in love.


(* Come on you fuckwits, just Google her.)

[nhspike]

Go forth and conquer.
Report back here when you have completed the mission.
...end transmission...

[Strat God]

Yuck. She's a true swamp donkey for sure. Wouldn't hit her with my car.:think:

[Snoogans]

Thank fuck for that - I thought I was the only one thinking bad thoughts about the smart bird on UC.
She's got something goin' on there's no doubt about that.
I'll bet ol' Paxo noticed too....

[Vass]

Yuck. She's a true swamp donkey for sure. Wouldn't hit her with my car.:think:

Thank you for this. Great line, the car one, specifically.

[Rsmacker]

Well I feel a little better now Snoogans, as soon as Auntie Shobs posts that it's OK, I'll feel normal again.




I reckon she's a virgin.




Ohhhhhhh, if only.......

[RacerX]

DrunkBritPosting again, eh?

[Hellbat]

This post reminds me of that episode of The Young Ones where they go on university challenge. Possibly the best episode next to Virgin.

[Snoogans]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/gail-trimble-to-be-burnt-as-a-witch-200902251601/

[Rsmacker]

This post reminds me of that episode of The Young Ones where they go on university challenge. Possibly the best episode next to Virgin.

Well spotted Hellbat, hence the thread title. Ah yes, Motorhead with Phil Campbell and Wurzel for the first time:
"To the station!"
"Music........"




Erm, no Racerx, not drunk, I like to make my mistakes with women whilst stonecold sober, far more memorable!

As for the rest of you peasants, I think she's sweetly pretty, just like a proper girly should be. I wonder if she'd be into A2M?

[Hellbat]

It's not a pig, it's a ferret!

:ROTF:

[fr0sty]

Darling facist bully boy, please don't lure me into a thread expecting a young ones topic, you bastard.

May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of Gail Trimble.

fr0sty

[Trem]

Yuck. She's a true swamp donkey for sure. Wouldn't hit her with my car.:think:

swamp donkey? buahahaha

[Trem]

This post reminds me of that episode of The Young Ones where they go on university challenge. Possibly the best episode next to Virgin.

dude i used to love that show man i'd love to see them all again.
damn that was a long ass time ago..

[toejam]

As for the rest of you peasants, I think she's sweetly pretty, just like a proper girly should be. I wonder if she'd be into A2M?