What's your typical Saturday night like?

[Flatpicker]

I try to grab my 3 favorite things on Saturdays.
My Guitar
My 360
MySelf

If I can manage to accomplish those for a Saturday, I consider it a good weekend.

[Grandturk]

Obviously I'm on the internet on Saturday nights!!! Party!

[toejam]

My Saturdays are usually boring, but this Saturday night was great. I've been on Facebook for about a month now, and I met up at a bar with about 20 or so people that I graduated high school with 19 years ago. What a drunken blast from the past we had!

[SEEGERMANY]

Your smart, nice, considerate, and..ummm.. NOTHING like Mr. SeeGee!!! Mr G loves butt sex with girls. That's his "typical" Saturday night...that bastid!!

And man, what a blast I had! I saw some friends I haven't seen in a long time. Did my best to dance with ALL the pretty ladies. The band was SPOT ON and they even had a fill-in guitarist who is a buddy of mine. The band's lead singer is the closest thing I have to a daughter and she announced to me last night that her and her husband are expecting their first child! Man, old tough Mr G had to fight back a few tears of joy!

An evening like mine might exhaust some people, maybe even stress them out. Not me! My batteries are fucking charged and I'm ready for next weekend to start tomorrow!

"Hi, would you like to dance?" "But I don't know you!" "That's OK, you will by the end of the dance!"

[wilkinsi]

Stop that!!

Hey, pull your pud at work..that's what I used to do. Don't get caught on camera tho!! Once my old boss at the supermarket had a vid of me making love to a honey dew melon in the back room. But he had nothing on me..I didn't steal it..I put it back!!

Ugh! And I bet whoever bought it afterwards had to pay extra for the extra weight! Too bad I don't work in a supermarket. I'll have to shag the computer!

[mattsmusiccenter]

You should seriously consider writing a book on your views of the world. I'll be the first one to buy it!

Any "good" day for me is complete boredom. Boredom allows me to relax and read a book, listen to music, watch a movie, stuff my face, have sex and not obsess over money, health, or any possible bullshit waiting to drop on my head. I avoid people like the plague, because people equals drama, which equals bullshit. Therefore people are assholes with nothing to offer me but drama and bullshit. This impedes my enjoyment of going to a show, driving, shopping, or just standing in line at the bank, (add activity here______) ..ect.

I try to avoid drama so much, that in itself becomes more drama than having no drama at all. Such is the curse of OCPD, PTSD, GAD with a dash of Major Depression.

So, any "good day" would be having a home cooked meal while watching a movie at home with my family uninteruppted by phone calls. Any stress I may have is reduced with prescription medications/weed, which may enhance any "joy" I feel while shooting my goo all over myself or my wife..or just playing guitar, reading a book while listening to whatever metal I want at that moment...while having the munchies. The cherry on this sundae is the ability to go poop.

Fuck people, fuck the world...where's my xannax!?!?

[Endrik]

I hate boredom, boredom is the root of all evil, when people are bored they tend to get into stupid shit, not that there isn't stupid shit which isn't cool to do but I'm amazed that I have a pretty good self control and have been able to keep away from drugs, booze, reality shows, organized religion, collecting shitty baby diapers, joining a boys choir, making violin strings out of ass hair, playing stupid sports like curling, modern pentathlon and soccer, providing my stuff for gokkun festivals and other various disasters which all are a result of boredom. That's why I like to go thousands of miles to the south as often as possible to live active social life not just on saturdays but every day.

[Rsmacker]

My saturday nights are spent at work, though that is about to change soon

W-w-w-what? You mean you are going to become a full-time Rent Boy?? Do I still get it free?

[Rsmacker]

keep away from drugs, booze, reality shows, organized religion, collecting shitty baby diapers, joining a boys choir, making violin strings out of ass hair, playing stupid sports like curling, modern pentathlon and soccer, providing my stuff for gokkun festivals and other various disasters which all are a result of boredom.

Oh, I dunno, if you did most of those things at the same time it'd be pretty fucking interesting. Probably get you arrested, but meh.


(Gokkun, what a hoot!)

[wilkinsi]

W-w-w-what? You mean you are going to become a full-time Rent Boy?? Do I still get it free?

W-w-what? You're still a complete twat who's never met me? Can I still send you extracts from my cat's litter tray?

[BenoA]

Interesting thread!

[levantin]

It wouldn't be the JCF without the British contingent baiting each other. Righty ho lads!

[Ben...]

[atomic charvel guy]

My Saturday, Monday, Tuesday, hell, any night was usually event filled in some way.
Phones ringing, plans being made, benders attended,hosted, and or continued.
my saturday nights are filled with nada bro. life is uneventful for yours truly at this time. is it good to be clean, yes absolutely, but it sure is boring as fukk.

[Endrik]

My Saturday, Monday, Tuesday, hell, any night was usually event filled in some way.
Phones ringing, plans being made, benders attended,hosted, and or continued.
my saturday nights are filled with nada bro. life is uneventful for yours truly at this time. is it good to be clean, yes absolutely, but it sure is boring as fukk.

maybe we should search for 5 dollar Les Pauls and assbeads on chinese e-bay to fight the boredom bro.