Ok, I've had it

[Cleveland Metal]

Out of hand is better than when they have IN their hand....

Trust me...

[Alvin_Wilson]

I thought this was going to be about the real "JCF inner circle" you know where ToeJam and some of his JCF cronies invite you on a fishing trip then...

after a while you go canoeing have a few beers and they start telling you how much they like you and ask if you want to belong to the secret "inner circle"

Then they start with the comments like "You got a purty mouth." and "Does this look big on me?" while exposing their genitalia...

Then you start feeling really uncomfortable and they start grabbing your cheeks and physically harassing you. In your head you keep telling yourself you’re not a piece of meat but you want to be part of the "inner circle"

Before you know it you find yourself making moral compromises as you want so badly to be part of this "inner circle" so you think they really mean "just the tip" or "if you don’t like it you can stop but just keep it in your mouth for 30 seconds first." but instead it is a ruse to get you to........

Well I think I said too much...since this thread is not about that just ignore this post...

There is no "inner circle" I swear!!!

BROKEBACK JCF!!!

[heartfielder]

AK47, sorry to hear about your "inner circle" JCF experience. In time, with counseling, the scars may heal. Give it time ... give it time. We're here for ya man !!

[atomic charvel guy]

I'm sorry too, but I know your pain Angel King, I'm a fukkin' Jet fan.

[Shawn Lutz]

Steve - No worries...go clear you head for a while, come back later and everything will be alright

[Evol]

Anyway, ban me, because Im done and I don’t want to have any excuse for coming back here.

P.S. Much as I try to restrain myself I can help but get this out…. Bill, you’re a jackass. You’re so full of shit that you should star in a Mel Brooks movie. "Bill Z Bub", For Fuck Sake, get over yourself man.

Seriously, when most people "quit" a forum, they do just that, quit. To make a post like this is fishing for drama.

Even though I don't post much, I still read from time to time and Bill is the one person on here that has made me come the closest to peeing my pants. From laughter that is. Others make me want to pee on them, but that's besides the point. If you can't laugh then geez man, that sucks for you and all, and have fun on the super serious guitar forum somewhere. Sounds like a shitty place to me, but ok.

Crap, I think I did pee a little. Thanks Bill.

[atomic charvel guy]

You are now PeEvol -lol

[outsider666]

On the internet and in real life, no one ever wants to be the outsider......oh, wait......nevermind......what are we talking about?..........Fuggit, I take PRIDE in being and outsider, because the insiders are usually full of shit........

[Endrik]

because the insiders are usually full of shit........

we sure ain't

[horns666]

Where's the love Bill ... ? I need a hug ... LOL !!!

Btw, I'm sorry to hear about your situation, I hope it gets better quickly !!!

You're a peach!! Thanks bro. My life it is what it is. I'll be OK, as long as I talk about my balls.

[horns666]

Hey, my baby picture!! Look at my balls..they're all chaffe.

Thanks Evol..you can Depends on me..

John G, you're the goods..you know that.

But, Will Tommy wax my back if I come to Cali? I gotta wax up, or they'll call the Discovery channel. What happened, remember chicks loved hairy guys like Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, Don's Johnson, Abe Vigoda..WTF happened?:think:

[T@rgetDrone]

I'll be OK, as long as I talk about my balls.

Sorry. As disturbing as it may be, I just couldn't resist.

[Mr.C]

Aw you fugger you didn't include me in your little list Boo Hoo







Ya bald bastid!

No doubt ya bald prick!


On a lighter note here's to your health buddy..........

[nhspike]

Here's a rarely seen photo of Bill's right testicle.

This was on a diving expedition where it's sheer mass broke through the wetsuit.
That was some great vacation, inspite of this incident, if I remember correctly.
I seem to have lost the other pics in the series.

[Endrik]

Here's a rarely seen photo of Bill's right testicle.

This was on a diving expedition where it's sheer mass broke through the wetsuit.
That was some great vacation, inspite of this incident, if I remember correctly.
I seem to have lost the other pics in the series.

that's when Bill went to diving with Jacques Cousteau, Bill met a scary octopus who shot ink all over him and then attacked him fiercely, Bill didn't poop his pants but he lost his balls but later the crew on the Calypso bolted 'em back