Ok, I've had it

[jgcable]

Yeah, management here sucks. Fuck Toejam! No shirt, no shoes, no dice. :ROTF:

allright Hamilton!!

[horns666]

What the fuck I do?:think::think::think:

Mel Brooks already did a movie based on me.."Space Balls". I hear a sequal is in the works.."Shaven Space Balls"..

Seriously, I thought I got along with UFOrocks. I don't remember any probs or nothin'. He could've dropped me a pm or somethin', but instead he's gotta busts my balls as his final stand. Dude..c'mon.

OK, I haven't been here much because I'm spread pretty thin at home. I try to come here whenever I can. I hope nobody thinks I'm ignoring them during these general absences. Often when I come here my "bros" posted shitloads of funny shit, questions, or just talking amoung themselves. I rarely have the time to respond to them. But its why I'll always be here.

First, I'm always trying to amuse myself. Talking about my balls and shit is like an escape for me. It amuses me, and it has amuses other people too. THAT'S A FACT! Some people may get tired of it..but that's life. Hey, I'm tired of the neverending JFC question "What does a 5150 sound like?" , and like an asshole, I keep answering that same, stupid question for 8 fuggin' years. It's a Peavey! They made billions of them since 1990! - WTF?!

Any "bros" I have were established by simply talking with me..about everything and anything. What am I supposed to do..CHANGE? I gotta change because some stupid ass don't like me? Sorry, It doesn't work that way. CHANGE? Are we not sick of "change" yet? Yeah, everything will change ..keep believing that. Our wives will suddenly want it up the ass and love the taste of goo. Iran will become our best friend. Jesus and Satan will play Twister..and everyone will live in a pollution free, gun free, crime free, disease free, poverty free world of pot smoking, bi-sexual, atheist, with the same skin tone, language, likes, interest and agendas. Maybe that's what we'll evolve to in a million years, but for now we're stuck with the JCF.

Steve, "UFOrocks"..I'm never going to "get over myself", and neither are you. I could live with that. If you're not in my "inner circle jerk" ..it's because you choosed to not to be. I could live with that too. Do you want me to personally jerk you off..you never asked. There's like 12,000+ members here, most whom I don't know. It's impossible to be EVERYONE's JCF "bro". But I've learned to let people be..I don't call em out like this. If it bothers you that you're not in the Bill Z Bub circle jerk..maybe you can be like a towel boy or something. Times are tough and people need something to do..put in an application.

I think you should stay, but was this your "Grand Finally" ? It was a dud! The Mel Brooks thing was kinda cute. See you have potential..now grow a pair. If not, don't let the door hit you in the cunt.

*John..thanks Bro!!. You already know how I feel.

Well, I'm staying forever. Why, because I really like you dickheads...that's good' nuff for me.

Horns up,

Bill Z Bub

[stevieb91]

[quote=UFORocks;1214779]Well folks, this is the end of the line for me here at JCF. I’ve been thinking about this for a while now and while it feels like I’m letting go of a part of my life, it does feel like the right thing to do.

To be honest I feel like an outsider here. There are some really great people here, and I don’t begrudge anyone but myself for not being part of the “inner circle”. But the way it is here is that you’re either one of the bros or you get ignored, and I’m just tired of being ignored.

Anyway, ban me, because Im done and I don’t want to have any excuse for coming back here.


Later JCF,


Steve.

+ a billion or so...

[toejam]

Hey where's Dave (Budman) been lately anyway? I just realized I haven't seen him post in a shit's age.

He lurks around, just doesn't really post much any more.
And Tim (Zerberus) is alive and well on the Duncan Forum, just doesn't post here either.

[Ben...]

later

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[horns666]

Steveb is leaving too????

Was it my balls???!!!

Oh nooo..nooo...the humanity!!!!

I blame this shit on Bush!!!

[horns666]

Couldn't have said it better myself.

+ a billion..

That would've save me some typing.

[OnlineStageGear]

There is no inner circle here. We are all a bunch of asshats and we hate all equally. And trust me, if there was an inner circle here, you wouldn't want to be anywhere near it.

[levantin]

Was it my balls???!!!

Thanks to you Bill, I have become paranoid about catching the seam.

Do I qualify as a bro? Can I join in the circle jerk now?

On a serious note though, I'm in gratitude to all of you guys for all of the good advice given around here, on amps, guitars and balls. 99% was written not directly to me but I don't care

People come and people go. Berkie and Hen haven't been around much lately. They probably have lives to lead. I just wish people wouldn't say things they might regret when they leave for the real world.

[jgcable]

Couldn't have said it better myself.

It figures that Jeri would post a classic response. She is a member of the inner circle and I also heard she writes the lyrics for her killer band.

[Cygnus X1]

later

Hopefully UFO will get over it.
I never hated anyone.
It's the Internets, people!

[horns666]

Do you know that 95% of you dicks are in the official Bill Z Bub "Circle Jerk". Its like a fuggin' a JCF Slip N' Slide in here!!!!

I'm sorry, This means you too Jeri. You better wear some plastic bags, and a shower cap like at a Gallagher show. Protective eyewear optional.. which exactly what my wife wears during happy time.:ROTF:

I'm not even fuggin' kidding!!

[mudkicker]

. Hey, I'm tired of the neverending JFC question

Bill Z

The whole time I've been here I have had one burning question. What does a 5150 sound like? Inquiring minds want to know.

[atomic charvel guy]

Everyone feels alone. Since I've become poverty stricken, nobody calls me up to sell me fake Charvels for 4 grand anymore. How do you think that makes me feel???
Wretched cocksuckers!!!
Seriously, if you can really play a guitar, do that instead, it knocks the snot out of posting.

[atomic charvel guy]

And if Bill is an asswipe, then I'm i'm the shit tickets (toilet paper to the layman) that pick him up-lol