scarred can have its advantages-lol
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Big foot footprint? No;...
Sasquatch footprin ? No...
A indent in the ground the size of big foot? Yes..
That indent being bills pud? Yes..
Being scarred..Does not have it's advantages.Originally posted by horns666The only thing I choke during sex is, my chicken..especially when I wanna glaze my wife's buns.
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Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Postlol, hey at least you're not wearing scuba gear like bill's poor wife
She wears that whenever I'm gonna spooge. Water?..There's no water...were' just in bed.
You can see where I caught the seam..look to the right of my Sham-Wow stained beanbag ..it's pretty bad."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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Originally posted by horns666 View PostYeah!!
She wears that whenever I'm gonna spooge. Water?..There's no water...were' just in bed.
You can see where I caught the seam..look to the right of my Sham-Wow stained beanbag ..it's pretty bad.
I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.
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If you soak your balls in hot water for a long time, does it turn to tea? And does it go with sugar, milk, cream or what?"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert
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Originally posted by dg View PostNow to see if anyone takes the bait & tries to talk him out of it...
I remember this thread."Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub
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