10 Atomic Questions For All

[atomic charvel guy]

enquiring minds want to know, here's 10 questions, thought it would be interesting

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?
(My best friend John in New York)

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)
(Physical Graffitti, I guess)

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?
(Bridget Bardot,or Jaclyn Smith)
Subset A-Jeri, Emily,Mrs.T, etc. what dudes?-lol

4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?
(Gold Sparkle Elvis strat. who's in good hands right now)

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?
(singer-Ray Gillen, drummer-Terry Bozzio,bass-John Paul Jones)

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?
(I opt for barking them instead, it's much more satisfying)

7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?
('67 Corvette or a '59 Jaguar, tough one)

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?
(I go Marlin fishing on a boat in Cabo San Lucas with 29 strippers for 3 years, and resurface later. It doesn't suck I tell you)

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?
(i enact the 'Municipal Marijuana" act and put a dent in our national debt)

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they?
(This is the toughest question of them all. i guess I gotta go with Wild Bill Zurlo, Cleveland Johnny, and AK47. That's a scary fukkin' bus ride-lol
Imagine a bus with Endrik, Rsmacker, Shobet, and I guess it really doesn't matter who the 4th is, what a disaster!!!!)

[Newc]

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?
(tough one there)

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)
(Even tougher)

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?
(Sophia Loren in her prime.)


4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?
(NASL-160 Cherry Sunburst.)


5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?
(singer-Paul Rogers, drummer-Phil Rudd, bass-Geddy Lee)

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?
(point and laugh loudly, and heckle them endlessly)

7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?
('60s T-bird)

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?
(Sue the fuck out of Ed Roman for using my WarAngel design)

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?
(tell everyone to get a damn job )

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they?
(The Atomic Nutjob - he's 3 people in one )

[Snoogans]

1 - Gotta go with the G/F on this one. If we're talking about guys, my good buddy Paul W.

2 - Van Halen 1

3 - Rachel Weisz

4 - My old Kramer Baretta

5 - Seb Bach, Bill Sheehan and Marco Minneman

6 - Get the hell out

7 - '63 'Vette coupe / Ferrari F40

8 - Buy a nice pad in the Med somewhere. (You're all invited to come and party)

9 - Tax stupidity

10 - Bill Z, Atomic T and Rsmacker. It'd make Fear and Loathing look like a church outing, and would probably end in a big shootout with The National Guard, but what a ride...

[Endrik]

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?
(My grandfather from my mom's side)

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)
(maybe "So" by Peter Gabriel)

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?
(Monica Bellucci perhaps)

4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?
(I'd rather have my guitars stolen and my Mark III Coliseum 300 Blue Stripe left behind)

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?
(if I'd take alive musicians then: singer-David Coverdale, drummer-Zigaboo Modeliste, bass-Tony Levin)

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?
(I'd take my pud out and piss on the amps causing a blackout in the building)

7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?
(Bugatti Veyron)

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?
(I'd buy a big yacht, put The Stones as a house/ship band and party mates, and set the direction towards to Bermuda, we'd be dirty geezers catching our food with Keef's guitar strings and washing our penises in Italian supermodels' mouths who make up most of the ship's crew, what could go wrong?)

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?
(I'd let a hot secretary give me a head in front of cameras and it will be aired live in national tv, with that I'd give an example that healthy sex life is the cure to remove bitterness not bibles and political forums)

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they?
(Definitely Rsmacker!!! Then Bill of course. The kinkyness is guaranteed. Let me see, the third...hmm.... who I haven't met already but would be good in the headache crew.... maybe GOR because he is on a bender every single day . I already have seen JC on a bender (it's intense to say the least ) and Tommy in various conditions, and I'd make people feel uncomfortable with these cats any time.)

[VitaminG]

1- my mum (awwww!)

2- Pride (Living Colour greatest hits)

3-Amy Smart

4- trans yellow Jackson Fusion Plus. It actually is hidden away right now, waiting for my next gig.

5- Corey Glover (vox), Marco Hietala (bass), Steve Wilson (keys, Mellotron), Martin Lopez (drums)

6-walk through the middle of the crowd to check out some gear, to show them how unimpressed I am with the lot of them. They will, by default, because of my statesman-like bearing, appearance (shaved head, goatee, tattoos) & general disinterest in the crap they are spewing forth, assume that I have some righteous chops and pay me due respect. I feel no need to plug in a guitar to shatter that illusion.

7- '71 Ford XY GTHO Phase III

8- buy some flash digs in Hobart & Melbourne so I can take the kids to visit my folks any time I want.

9- What the Atomic Great One said. Legalise that shit & tax it.

10- the hummers (I mean, weeny whistle) aren't from the 3 JCFers, are they?
I'd say, Toejam, genebaby & Anders. 3 cool dudes that I've come to consider real friends on the JCF. It may not be the wildest boat ride, but I reckon we could keep that steady beer buzz happening for months.

[SEEGERMANY]

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet? Me, what a stupid question!

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)
Abbey Road - The Beatles

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often? Jaclyn Smith, we'd bone till we moan.

4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it? '68 Les Paul Custom

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they? singer-Ian Gillen, drummer-Ian Paice, bass - Roger Glover, Keys- Don Airey, guitar- Steve Morse

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?
I fart loudly and often!

7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it? '67 Corvette

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do? Pack for Bora Bora.

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do? Prank call everyone I know!

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they? Spike, Thomas, Sir BillZ (Bill, you're going to have a good time if it hairlips the fuckin Pope)

[jacksoncsplayer]

[quote=atomic charvel guy;1216114]enquiring minds want to know, here's 10 questions, thought it would be interesting

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?
My Mon

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)
The Heroin Diaries

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?
Heather Deepthroat

4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?
My Les Paul

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?
Nikki Sixx, Wild Mick Brown,Chris Poland,James Michael

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?
I get what i went there to get and bail

7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?
BMW 740 il, I love those things.

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?
Buy a real 59 les paul, then call my financial planner

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?
Get a blowjob in the Oval Office

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they?
Nh spike, See Germany, Hippie Tim, i'd probably learn a hell of alot about life and gear with those 3, and one thing is certain. It will be fun!

[SEEGERMANY]

Spike and I will teach you everything you always wanted to know about POOP and OKRA, but were afraid to ask. I suppose you need to contact Cyg in regards to gerbils.

[jacksoncsplayer]

Spike and I will teach you everything you always wanted to know about POOP and OKRA, but were afraid to ask. I suppose you need to contact Cyg in regards to gerbils.

I have no desire to ask him about gerbils, tubes, or one eyed idiots.

[thunderhead]

1. Me! Just me!

2. Probably 'Erotic Cakes'.

3. Monica Belluci.

4. Probably my 92 DKEX.

5. Guthrie Govan, Paul Gilbert and Chris Adler.

6. Bail.

7. A Ferrari 550.

8. I'd probably go on a worl trip with some mates and kill my liver

9. Gotta be a 3some!

10. Shobet and Rsmacker with Wilkinsi. I'd ask Bill Z to come and supervise them too

[levantin]

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?
Myself of course, well said SeeGee

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?
Probably Dead heart in a dead world by Nevermore

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?
Adriana Lima

4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?
KE1

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?
Singer - Warrell Dane, Bass - Geddy Lee, Guitar - Rich Ward, Drums - Chris Adler

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?
Bail. No one should have to endure that.

7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?
Car? Harley Davidson anniversary Fatboy

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?
Go out and buy every amp and guitar I've ever wanted and not been able to afford

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?
Delete all credit card debts

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they?
Ron, Henrik and Billz if he could fit his balls in the bus.

[Grandturk]

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?
(Gotta go with my Dad)

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)
(That's tough - probably Master of Puppets - I can listen to Orion over and over)

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?
(Christina Ricci)

4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?
(Charvel San Dimas Style 1 - its far from unique, but been playing it the most)

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?
(Vox - Blitz, Guitar - Gary Holt, Bass - Rob Trujillo, Drums - Ron Lipniki)

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?
(I do air guitar and imitation "weedly-deedly" sounds, then give them the horns like they just blew my mind)

7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?
(The Judge, 'nuff said)

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?
(Buy my Dad a boat - a big ass boat with a captain and mate and then go fishing)

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?
(Cancel the inquiry into Steriods and Baseball)

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they?
(The guy who left the forum because he wasn't in the inner brown circle, that dude who plays guitar in is undies and Newc so he can customize the bus)

[donf]

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?
(That would be my wifey...)

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)
(Boston's first album)

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?
(Penelope Cruz)

4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?
(My Martin, followed by my Lonestar Strat)

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?
(Vox - Brad Delp, Guitar - Gary Moore, Bass - Bootsy Colllins,
Drums - Steve Smith )

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?
(I give'm a pat on the back and tell him to keep workin' at it)

7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?
('69 Black, chromed out Camaro w/hidden headlights)

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?
(By the way, it was won right here in Ocean County, where I live, unfortunately, it wasn't my numbers, but I would pay off a lot of mortgages, then jet to Oahu to purchase another home..)

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?
(give it back to a republican.....lol)

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they?
(Tommy cause we've hung out and had a great time, though the Yanks sucked that night, Superfly (Brian) cause he's a Red Sox fan and we need someone to harass, though I'd have to invite Karyn to even the sides up and Dave Budman cause he seems like a down-to-earth cool guy), oh yeah, I'd offset the sides by inviting Joe_Steeler (another Yankee fan....lol).

[SEEGERMANY]

#10 still kind of bothers me. With Thomas' permission, I'd like to propose the following guest list and duties.

Spike - Navigation and Procurement - Any sumbitch who can ride a bicycle across the United States and not get butt raped in Texarkana, surely can get us safely from Point A to Point Z. He will also be in charge of procuring fine vodka and premium toilet paper!

BillZ - Legal Mediator - Trip Log Book - Bill, with his extensive law enforcement background, will convince local and state authorities that the smoke coming from the back of the bus is only toxic to the inhabitants on the bus. Will keep a detailed ledger of trip activities to be presented to Ben which will hopefully help him grow into a fine, upstanding young man! Also in charge of bedtime stories!

Atomic Thomas - Entertainment Director - In charge of locating any and all 5-star strip clubs. Will also try and set a world's record for slaloming behind a tour bus on a skateboard. Will design and develop a tanning bed for the top of the bus!

Rsmacker - Token Limey - Public Relations - His main duty will be to piss off every redneck at every truck stop or IHOP. He will also tell the British version of BillZ's bedtime stories.

HippieTim - Token Hippy - Computer Diagnostics & Programming - Before trips end, he will have explained in great detail to Thomas how to post a fucking picture using [IMG] [/IMG]. He will also be in charge of designing a tye dye t-shirt to commemorate our trip. Also, any female hitchhikers will be interogated thoroughly and ultimately convinced that "pussy for pot" is a great deal!

Seegermany - Token Old Fuck - Shit Stirrer - General Manager - He will enforce the bus democracy. Everyone has a vote except Cyg. Will prevent unnecessary stops at Taco Bell. Maintains and replenishes our cache of dollar bills for the strip club. In charge of heckling bystanders over the bus's PA system.

Cygnus - Bus Driver - Mechanic - Septic System Pumper - Safety Engineer - Whipping Boy - His main duty will involve "being quiet" followed closely by driving the fucking bus. Maintenance of the bus is crucial and requires a certain degree of analness, so Cyg is our man. If he does speak, it will be in two word phrases such as Yes sir, No sir. If he even considers "fuck you," he will also be setting a world's record slaloming behind the bus, but without a skateboard. P.S. You have to leave the gerbil at home.

[atomic charvel guy]

Tim would certainly trick the bus out into cherry form, o.k. #10 can be expounded on. We could have up to 5 flat screens, 3 for hockey, baseball, and football, 2 for porn.
Don is in charge of the remotes!!!