10 Atomic Questions For All

[Flatpicker]

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?
(Me I Suppose)

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)
(Dire Straits - Dire Straits)

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?
(Anna Friel)

4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?
(Hamer Artist)

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?
(Singer - Ronnie James Dio, Bass - John Paul Jones, Drums - Tommy Aldridge, Rhythm Guitar - Tommy Iommi )

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?
(Bail quickly)

7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?
(67 Vette)

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?
(get the 67 Vette)

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?
(See question 3, change location.)

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they?
(Newc, Bill, and Tommy. I admit, I'd probably be dead from an alc poisioning within 2 weeks.)

[shreddermon]

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?
(Gotta go with the wife.)

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)
(VH - Fair Warning)

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?
(Scarlett Johansson. And I normally don't go for blonds. :P )

4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?
(My Charvie with the graphic of my kids' handprints. Not my favorite playing nor sounding guitar, but the sentimental value would be too much.)

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?
(Guitar - Randy, Singer - Pat Benatar, Bass- Billy Sheehan, Drummer - Neil Peart, Keyboards - Jonathan Cain. ...Weird mix, huh? Ask me tomorrow, and I'd probably give totally different answers. :lol Except for Randy.)

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?
(I ignore the foolios, and do a quick flyby because my local GC usually doesn't have anything I'm interested in anyway.)

7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?
(Original Shelby Cobra.)

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?
(Get drunk. Then start deciding on locations for vacation homes.)

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?
(Declare Marshall Law, arrest everyone in Congress, and schedule new elections that ban any existing or prior politician.)

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they?
(I'm too f**kin' lame for a nationwide bender with you kookbats. It'd be helluva fun for a couple of days, and then I'd start missing my wife and kids. ..Plus Tommy would probably get us killed. )

[guitarsjb]

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?
(My awesome husband James)

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)
(Live at Folsom Prison-Johnny Cash)

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?
(Tommy Lee Jones)
Subset A-Jeri, Emily,Mrs.T, etc. what dudes?-lol

4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?
(My RR5 that James bought for me)

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?
(singer-the guy from Disturbed, drummer-Kevin Talley,bass-??)

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?
(I try not to go in there)

7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?
('68 Camaro SS)

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?
(I buy a house and get out of this hotel)

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?
(stop appeals for death row inmates)

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they?
(This is the toughest question of them all. i guess I gotta go with Billz, Emmy and VitaminG)

[Cleveland Metal]

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?
(With or without a vagina?)

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)
(Tossup between The Song Remains the Same (go figure, me of all people), or the Slayer Anthology)

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?
(Jaclyn Smith, or Susan Day (partridge family fame) in her prime would be perfect. Seems to be what I've chased in life forever. Although there's hundreds of equally hotties in the limelight at any given time I'd be ecstatic with.)

4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?
(Short of a Custom shop White Pencil graphic DK-1 with a maple enck and ebony sharks, it sounds crazy, but my Charvel 475 is just right for me, so that would be it)

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?
(singer-Ronny James Dio (I write the lyrics, haha), drummer-Dave Lombardo, bass-Geezer Butler in his prime. Now to learn how to play guitar)

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?
(Why would I be in a guitar center?)

7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?
(I'm thinking the latest batmobile fully loaded with ordinance)

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?
(Hook up my good friends and family with cool homes to live without worrying about making ends meet.)

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?
(I dunno, Make it a psuedo libertarian dictatorship, and then surround myself with some smart MFR's to take care of this mess, haha...)

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they?
(Yes Tommy, Toughest question of them all. I'd say Atomic Tommy (Hell yeah MFR's, it's on!!!), Bill Z to keep us out of jail, and Hippy Tim to keep us in line and not kiling each other.)

Why is it, I don't reallllllly have favorite women, albums, cars, colors etc? Seems to me me so many things are cool at different times I can't possibly choose. Ask me again in ten minutes it will be different.

[toejam]

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?

My friend Stacey who I've just gotten in touch with again after about 17 years.

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)

Any album by Motorhead

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?
Eliza Dushku

4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?
My Jackson Mark Morton model

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?
(singer- Ray Alder, drummer- Chris Adler, bass- Alex Webster, guitar- Jeff Loomis) if I needed another guitar player or keyboard player- Jeff Hanneman, and Rikard Zander of Evergrey.

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?

Bail quickly

7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?

Probably a Grand National or Monte Carlo SS

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?

Probably move to Hawaii

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?

I have to copy Tommy's answer (i enact the 'Municipal Marijuana" act and put a dent in our national debt)

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they?

Very tough question... VitaminG, Bill, Atomic Tommy

[diablomozart]

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?
my wife

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)
pink floyd the wall

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?
shania twain

4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?
88 crackle soloist

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?
josh freese, steve vai, billy sheehan

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?
bail...gc never has any amps or guitars i actually like

7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?
shelby ac cobra REAL

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?
buy a house

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?
i enact the 'Municipal Marijuana" act and put a dent in our national debt

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they?
wow...umm...sully, lerxstcat and of course our badmin (who can hopefully party enough to make up for the shortcomings of the rest of us...lol)...d.m.

[hippietim]

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?
My wife

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)
It would be a compilation CD with lots of badass Mp3s - folks we're no longer limited to ONE album on a CD On it would be:
Robin Trower - Bridge of Sighs
Steve Vai - Passion and Warfare and as much as I could fit
Jeff Beck - Wired
Queensryche - The Warning
Led Zeppelin - The Song Remains The Same
Alice In Chains - Greatest Hits or the Unplugged album
Van Halen I
Hendrix - Greatest Hits
Frank Sinatra - Greatest Hits
AC/DC - Back in Black
Rush - Farewell To Kings
Pantera - Far Beyond Driven
Then a bunch of misc. songs


3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?
Toejam's mom

4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?
They're all replaceable but the one that my kids painted is the most precious to me.

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?
John Hendy Bonham, Steve Vai, Jeff Beck, Flea, Ronnie James Dio, Frank Sinatra

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?
I grab a Telecaster, plug into a Fender Twin, turn it up loud as fuck, and play cowboy songs slightly out of tune. When they finally stop, I tune up and throw some chicken pickin' at the sorry bastards.

7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?
'65 Mustang

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?
Fly in Rush for a keg party.

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?
I would turn to BillZ (my Vice President) and ask, "Do you think the band room should be in the Oval Office?"

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they?
Since I've got 212 million dollars, I'd buy more tour buses so we could take about 20 or 30 more folks along. And since I'm President, I'd make sure to pardon everyone for the inevitable crimes.

[Jayster]

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?
(Tie{my son Bradley and his sister Madison)

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)
(Scorpions Savage Amusement(4 years alone and there's going to be 'the rhythm of love' and perhaps a really strange looking sea turtle )

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?
(the blonde from heart - but back in the 70's)
Subset A-Jeri, Emily,Mrs.T, etc. what dudes?-lol

4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?
(currently trans black ke2)

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?
(singer-Mike Ness, drummer-Paul Cook ,bass-Duff Mckagan co-guitar- Bryan Small)

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?
(get my strings and leave)

7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?
(1972 Jaguar xke fastback )

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?
(Buy a nice retreat, out in the mountains and set up bitching Jam room)

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?
(Not enough time or room to answer)

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they?
(GoR, AK and CM - that should cover girls, guns and the law(hahahahaha -party time! )

[horns666]

Ooooooooooooooo ..this is UNBELIEVABLE... !!!!!





I''ll be back for this ...but I got shit to do..

[Top Jimmy B]

1. my children
2. King's X - Gretchen Goes To Nebraska
3. Jessica Alba
4. My guitars are all gone, but we're playing pretend. EBMM Steve Morse
5. Jason Newsted, Vinnie Paul, Halford, Hetfield
6. bail
7. 66 Vette
8. $211 million to cancer research
9. Warren Buffett - Chairman Federal Reserve
10. BillZ, Tommy, toejam

[atomic charvel guy]

if I won last night we'd already be on the boat jimmy.

[horns666]

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?

(My son Vinny..he came from my balls. My dad..because I came from his balls...then there's my mom and wife, but they're women)

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)

(EASY-Van Halen 1, it's what put a guitar in my hands, as well as a tit, a bong, a beer, my tone, money and my pud ect..it's morphed into my DNA)

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?


(EASY- my wife Valerie. I NEVER met a chick hot enough to make me want to stray from her..I've thought about it tho! Is eatin'' cheatin'?..Jessica Alba ohhhhh)

4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?

( I gotta go with my '95 Koa San Dimas re-issue. It's my main one since new. I'll miss the others but not like this one.)

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?

(EASY- Eddie Van Halen, Alex Van Halen, David Lee Roth, ..but I'm in charge now and we're recording a CLASSIC VH album)

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?

(I love doing this! I don't get to play out anymore and I like to "show off"..I prolly sold more amps for CG than their employees)

7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?

(EASY- a real mint 427 Shelby Cobra worth about 5 mil, prolly won't ride as nice as my FFR though.)

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?

(Make sure my closest family and friends are takin' care of and buy anything I want. I would have enough to record/promote my own band, and write and publish a book or two. Basically I'll do whatever I fuggin' want..)

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?

(Pick good, aggressive people I know who have their shit together, and kept their noses clean. I would prolly hire Tim VP..and both of us will clean fuggin' house and openly call "important" people and politicians childish names...OH, then I'll call that fuckface in Iran and tell him I'm on my way to see him)

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they?

(Well, But since I'm the Prez and I'm also very wealthy, brazen muthafugga that never plays by the fuggin' rules. "Casa Del Fuggem world tour '09..EVERYONE ON THAT THREAD IS THERE!)

[nhspike]

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?
(My brother Al)

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)
(Physical Graffiti, I'm positive!!!)

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?
(Pamela, pre-Tommy era)

4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?
(Blue San Dimas 3-Tite)

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?
(Led Zep)

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?
(Bail)

7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?
('68 Camaro SS)

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?
(Post the good news here!)

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?
(Term limits!)

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they? (SEEGERMANY, AlvinWilson, Heartfielder)

[Jayster]

...OH, then I'll call that fuckface in Iran and tell him I'm on my way to see him

I think that cock sucker drives an escalade , I'm just sayin

[Ben...]

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?
Changes daily.

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)
Umm, I don't know

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?
(Bridget Bardot,or Jaclyn Smith)
I don't know either of them.

4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?
My Jackson. It gets the most play time.

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?
(singer-Warrel Dane, drummer-???,bass-Steve DigGiorgio, Other guitar - Jeff Loomis (I'm perfectly content playing rhythm )

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?
None of the above. Take a cheap BC Rich and poke them repeatedly with the pointy parts til they stop.
7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?
Hmm... A Corvette of some type.

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?
Rub it in on every enemy I've ever made. After telling you kooks of course.

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?
I'm Canadian, that ain't happening any time soon.

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they? Anyone from Bill's home thread. It would be a fever dream of pure awesomeness.