10 Atomic Questions For All

[Cygnus X1]

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?
Ever Suffering Sweet Wife

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)
Rush-A Farewell to Kings

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?
See answer #1

4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?
Charvel Model 88

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?
Rob Halford, Glen Tipton, Neil Peart, Geddy Lee, Richard Wright. Odd, but true.

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?
Chet Atkins fingerstyle circa 1955. REALLY LOUD
7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?
1968 Shelby KR500. White with aqua stripes.
(Obviously haven't thought about it much)

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?
Work towards buying back Jackson/Charvel from FMIC.

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?
Repeal the personal income tax. Forever.

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they? HippieTim, jacksoncsplayer, Billz. No political discussion allowed. Anyone know how to play drums?

[SEEGERMANY]

You picked Halford because he too likes gerbils!

[Hellbat]

enquiring minds want to know, here's 10 questions, thought it would be interesting

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?

My wife. Still a newlywed, so this may change in 7 years or so.

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)

If it had to be just one I would think maybe Mr. Bungle just because there is a musical style for every emotional state on their self titled album and being alone on a island I think you'd run the gamut from sorrow to rage. Either that or a compilation disc.

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?

So many women are worthy, I think I would chose a different one for each color.

4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?

My RR1T. I would cry about my model 5 though for a long time.

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?

Guitar - Gary Moore, Bass - Billy Sheehan or through a miracle, Cliff Burton, Drums - Danny Carey or Joey Jordison

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?

Never been in a guitar center. Usually I just bail but the store I buy at has sound rooms for amp testing.

7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?

Lotus Exige S

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?

Buy an island, set up all the amenities and a helicopter and live away from society.

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?

Wonder how I ended up with such a fucked up job.

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they?

I would say Bill and Cleveland John, so there'd be at least 2 people there used to hanging out with each other and maybe throw in Toejam to entice the women to start behaving badly. (Hey I showed my boobs, you should show yours!)

[horns666]

You picked Halford because he too likes gerbils!

..dude, you're killin' me..

[StukaJU87]

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?
( don't know)

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)
(Boston 1st album)

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?
(Vida Guerra)


4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?
(1981 Gibson V)

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?
(singer-Paul D'Anno, drummer-Clive Burr,bass-Lemmy)

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?
(I suck just as bad, so I'd see if I could pick up some pointers)

7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?
(1970 Hemi Challenger hardtop/4 speed)

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?
(Buy a decent house with a HUGE garage for the cars I will be buying soon)

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?
(reduce federal witholding on the middle class by 50% and let the chips fall where they may)

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they?
(FirebirdV, Toejam, Newc will be the designated driver and bodyguard)

[toejam]

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they?
(FirebirdV, Toejam, Newc will be the designated driver and bodyguard)

That would work out very well! :idea:

[SEEGERMANY]

I'm gonna have to rethink the "driver" position. We're not even out of the fuckin terminal and he's already yapping!

[Alvin_Wilson]

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?
My wife - she gave me the two greatest gifts ever - our daughters

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)
Master of Puppets - Metallica

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?
Alyssa Milano

4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?
My Charvel Model 1 - painted by my daughters - sentimental as anything

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?
Singer - Brent Smith (Shinedown), Bass - Steve Harris (Iron Maiden), Drums - Chris Adler (Lamb of God), Guitar - Criss Oliva (Savatage)

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?
I don't go to Guitar Center

7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?
Candy Apple Red 1955 or 1957 Chevy

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?
Jack-off

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?
Fuck Alyssa Milano in the Lincoln bedroom and the Oval Office

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they?
This is an easy one: Spikey-pooh, Jeri, and Mike Learn

[Thor Von Clemson]

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?
my wife

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)
something mellow- maybe the Orb album with Little Fluffy Clouds on it.

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?
my wife

4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?
I only have two guitars. I think I'd like to keep my acoustic. They can have the mutt.

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?
the dudes from Quo Vadis.. same line-up from their Defiant Imagination DVD. Those dudes are top notch

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?
bail...I hate GC except when I need strings. Let the kids play what they want to.

7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?
Aston Martin DB9

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?
Pay off debt, dispurse reasonable amount to relatives, put a specific amount in savings, buy all of the material things I can reasonably justify, take some time off to travel with my wife.... all in one night.

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?
Make hockey the national sport.

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they?

DSS3 (not sure if he is still around.. I love his tunes), Inazone, and one other pick to be named later.

[donf]

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)
(Boston 1st album)


Good choice..............!!!!!!!!!!

[fullmetalguitar]

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?
My dad

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)
An Evening With John Denver

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?
Kelly Hu (look her up on Google if you don't know her)

4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?
My custom made mutt: quilt top solar, 24 frets maple, 2 hums, Wilkinson

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?
Jeff Scott Soto, Jeff Pilson, Scott Travis, and Me

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?
Done it plenty of times... school them into humiliation for even trying.

7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?
That red Ferrari that Magnum PI drove.

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?
Order at least ten custom shop Jacksons and Charvels.

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?
Legalize all stem cell research with no boundaries and put billions into the research.

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they?
No idea.

[Phantom Hawk]

1-Who is your favorite person on the planet?
(My friend Joe from work)

2-You're starring in the movie Castaway, but in real life-lol, you have the power to have one C.D. of your choice wash up in a Fed ex box to play for 4 years on the island, which one is it?(of course you have a stereo to play it out of on the beach-lol)
(When Dream and Day Unite - Dream Theater)

3-You're a styling motherfukker, what girl do you choose to give you a bad case of rainbow dick from changing lipstick so often?
(Helen Hunt or Amy Mathews from the DIY Network)

4-Your house is robbed by some lowlife motherfukkers, your guitars and amps are gone forever but they did not find one of your guitars as it is your favorite and was hidden. Which one is it?
(My EDS WR1)

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?
(singer-Ray Alder, drummer-Neal Peart,bass-John Myung)

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?
(I'd probably just ignore it. I remember when I was awful, too)

7-You can have any car of your choice, mint condition, which is it?
('69 ZL1 Camaro)

8-The lottery was 212 million dollars tonite, you've just won. Besides calling in sick to work for the rest of time, what's the first thing you do?
(Buy a house out in the country)

9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?
(put an end to political correctness)

10-You get to tour the U.S. on a bender with 3 JCF kookbats. No music, just a long bender on a great tour bus with all the bells and hummers, i mean whistles. who are they? ( Rsmacker, Billz, and Toejam. I'd shit myself laughing every day)

[Ben...]

5-You get to jam every night with the bandmates of your choice for 6 months, who are they?
the dudes from Quo Vadis.. same line-up from their Defiant Imagination DVD. Those dudes are top notch


9-You're in office for one day as the president, what do you do?
Make hockey the national sport.

I like how you think. The dude I picked for bass was in Quo Vadis for that DVD. The drummer can be my drummer too, he's a tank.

Hockey's great. Especially if you lack an attention span like me.

[VitaminG]

6-You're in Guitar Center, and there are hordes of guys spouting wretched notes out of the amps, do you plug in and show 'em how it's done, or do you bail quickly?
(I'd probably just ignore it. I remember when I was awful, too)

me too! But that was this morning - I'm fargin' great now!

[Soap]

1. Without question, my wife.
We have been through a lot together and I definitely know I'm lucky to have her. Were definitely soul mates.

2. Any one of the VH CD's from the Roth era.

3. Wife

4. George Lynch Kami
What can I say, its butt ugly but plays wonderful.

5.A sober Edward, Blackmore and Lynch on guitars, Geddy and Sheehan on bass, Peart and Criss on drums, a young Halford, Jagger and Roth on vocals.


6. Walk over to them and ask him/her, "nice guitar can I play it when your through?" When they hand me the guitar, unplug it from the amp and turn it off and hang it back up and walk away.

7. 1970 Buick Gran Sport (GS) Stage 1.

8. The extended dream vacation for the entire family.
Including Mom and Sis and her kids.
Then once back home, remodling the homestead would begin sparing no exspense of course.

9. Huh, since I know nothing about politics... honestly, I have no idea. :think:

10. Any and all JFCers are welcome.
"Don't need a ticket to fly with me, I'm free, yeah."