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  • #31
    Originally posted by lerxstcat View Post
    Bill, my girl would likely thank you for leaving us out of your scat ponderosity, and on her behalf I thank you too!

    On the other hand, I wish you a gratifying grunt, my friend!

    My wife Poopblocked me. As soon as I was about to squuat..she turned the shower on. Hey, she's the one that's giving me enema if I can't poop...serves her right!

    Now my lower intestine feels all bloated, and I'm irritable. Of course she's taking her time in there...that's OK. Do you know I never gave my wife a golden shower. People do that stuff. Why would you want to pee on your wife? See, this is why I don't like people.
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #32
      Ben..you don't need hair. Hair is stupid. There is no need for it. It's nice to be able to take a shower, rub off and go in less that 10 minutes..instead of foofing your hair like a chick!

      You're a man!! Grow the viking beard, walk tall and grab your pud while talking to people..they're stupid anywhoo!!

      ..and you don't need to get any fuggin' piercings. I look at nose, ear, nipple, eyebrow, lip rings like pull tabs. But I never yanked one off a boy scout. That's wouldn't be very nice...unless he kicked me in the balls.
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #33
        Showers are so fast now! I don't have to fix my hair in the morning if I don't have time for a shower. The positives far outweigh the negatives. And no, I'm not a piercing person either.
        "Dear Dr. Bill,
        I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

        "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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        • #34
          Originally posted by sixx_ gunner View Post
          fuk me?
          or fuk ew?
          Had a great weekend watching the surfers and skim boarders over at Sebastian Inlet. Got some great pics!







          Hope you are staying warm~
          That pic looks familar... uh, where's Jaws?
          Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

          "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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          • #35
            I had a great weekend. Saw Pablo Fransisco in Oslo, never laughed that hard in my life! My stomach still hurts. Oh, and I met a girl, definitely gonna meet her again. I actually liked her in more than "another piece of meat way" and that's pretty rare these days to me. Made me forget all about the MUDDAFUGGING hemoroids I've had for the last week it's fucking embarassing and painful I gotta go see a doctor. Tidie whities turned to "bloody reds" or something.
            Went to take a shower and it looked like the shower scene from Psycho.. Fucking disgusting I tell ya. I thought only old people got that shit! And I'm not even that old yet Maybe this is something to be talked more about in the Casa Del Fuggums.

            But that was my weekend and all in all 'twas a good one!
            "This ain't no Arsenio Hall show, destroy something!"

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            • #36
              Sounds bloody awesome!
              eek!
              "Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
              --floydkramer

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Guitardude86 View Post
                I had a great weekend. Saw Pablo Fransisco in Oslo, never laughed that hard in my life! My stomach still hurts. Oh, and I met a girl, definitely gonna meet her again. I actually liked her in more than "another piece of meat way" and that's pretty rare these days to me. Made me forget all about the MUDDAFUGGING hemoroids I've had for the last week it's fucking embarassing and painful I gotta go see a doctor. Tidie whities turned to "bloody reds" or something.
                Went to take a shower and it looked like the shower scene from Psycho.. Fucking disgusting I tell ya. I thought only old people got that shit! And I'm not even that old yet Maybe this is something to be talked more about in the Casa Del Fuggums.

                But that was my weekend and all in all 'twas a good one!
                that sucks bro. I hope your new girl doesn't want to lick your onion ring right now ..... I know you would want it though as Norsk girls are just too damn pretty
                maybe sliding down on the snowy mountain on your bare ass helps? Seriously, I heard that cold things might help, some are putting ice up in their ass to cure it or doing a cold shower massage.
                What I would do is go to a fishing trip to Bergen and stick a cold fish up my ass and let it wiggle around for a while
                Seriously, I hope you get better man, lykke til (I think that's how you spell it right? I always remember that as it means push the weenie in my language )
                "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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