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  • #1

    poop question

    How do you make little pellets like girls do sometimes?
    I think maybe it's a veggie diet thing? Deer and Rabbits make pellets too.

    On a related subject, what makes them float?

    My goal is to make floating pellets - like cocoa puffs.


    Thoughts?
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  • #2
    Originally posted by 442w30 View Post
    How do you make little pellets like girls do sometimes?
    I think maybe it's a veggie diet thing? Deer and Rabbits make pellets too.

    On a related subject, what makes them float?

    My goal is to make floating pellets - like cocoa puffs.


    Thoughts?
    Flex, squeeze, and release
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    • #3
      Originally posted by 442w30 View Post
      How do you make little pellets like girls do sometimes?
      I think maybe it's a veggie diet thing? Deer and Rabbits make pellets too.

      On a related subject, what makes them float?

      My goal is to make floating pellets - like cocoa puffs.


      Thoughts?
      A diet high in fat is supposed to make your poop float. As far as the girl poop thing goes, everyone knows girls don't poop or fart
      EAOS: 28JUN09

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      • #4
        Dude, girls blow a damn bathroom up, I've got news for you.

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        • #5
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          • #6
            what a random topic of discussion, i have to ask why do you want to make floating pellets of crap???

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            • #7
              eat a shit load of sweetcorn........that floats.
              yeah it was me, you got a problem with that?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by cookiemonster View Post
                eat a shit load of sweetcorn........that floats.
                Say, I smell bacon.Does anyone else smell bacon?
                Yeah, I definitely smell a pork product of some type.

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                • #9
                  Eat coca puffs you will then in turn... shit coca puffs

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                  • #10
                    This question should have been addressed directly to our resident POOPOLOGIST, Spike.
                    "POOP"

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by drockilles View Post
                      As far as the girl poop thing goes, everyone knows girls don't poop or fart

                      That's awesome, I was going to write something similar.
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                      • #12
                        You've been holding on to your poop for too long, You should've gone when your ass first told you "Get me to the fucking can!".

                        Hang on a sec - WTF is NHSpike? He's the expert.
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                        • #13
                          LOL, almost as priceless as the colon cleaning thread from yesteryear which I don't think even exists anymore

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by 442w30 View Post
                            How do you make little pellets like girls do sometimes?
                            I think maybe it's a veggie diet thing? Deer and Rabbits make pellets too.

                            On a related subject, what makes them float?

                            My goal is to make floating pellets - like cocoa puffs.


                            Thoughts?
                            Dude, I had this exact conversation with my woman about 25 years ago..practically verbatim. "Coacoa puffs" and all. Exactly..Coacoa Puffs floating ones or a pile of them at the bottom of the bowl!!! :think:

                            We have our own seperate bathrooms now..so that's good.

                            But since I'm a advocate of eatin' ass. I really try to block that kinda shit (pun) ..outta my mind. I really don't care about what comes out of there. I have two requirements..just look nice and smell nice down there, and I'm happy.
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by guitarbumb View Post
                              what a random topic of discussion, i have to ask why do you want to make floating pellets of crap???
                              Cause it's free and they haven't found a way to tax it yet! :idea:
                              You sir, can go you fuck yourself and don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.
                              You're such a pretencious, phony, boring, transparent, self righteous worthless fuck..You are amusing as a genital wart!
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