poop question

[nhspike]

Poop density is the primary factor with regard to buoyancy, while a diet rich in fiber (for ease of extrusion) and sphinctoral control (cutter reflex) are the keys to pellet size/control.

I suggest a diet rich in rice crispies, marshmallows, and foam packing peanuts, and regular kegel exercises.

hehe

Seriously, according to the link below:

"Actually, is gas that does it. Increased levels of air and gas in the poop make it less dense, and cause it to float. Simple as that. Dietary changes can lead to an increase in the amount of gas produced by the bacteria that live in the gut, which is probably what the vegetarians are basing their whole "perfect stool" theory on. I don't know -- the whole time I was vegan I never consistently produced Floaters."

Here are some helpful links:

http://www.kegelcompare.com/pelvexiserM.html

http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Content/float.html

http://www.ricekrispies.com/

http://archive.ghostbusters.net/disscussion/ghn/1/163609/

This is quite possibly the best thread EVER!

[SEEGERMANY]

And all this time I thought it had something to do with "balsa."

[Axewielder]

Eat marshmallows and packing peanuts?!? Nah, just drink a shitload of craft beers. You get the same explosive floaters happening, plus you get to, like, be all drunk and stuff.

[VitaminG]

this thread reminds me of my favourite poop joke:

Why does your poop taper at the end?
So your asshole doesn't slam shut

[nhspike]

Fun Fecal Fact #241:

Always poop at work... it's fun to get paid to poop!

Totally unrelated cool link:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=34885902

[wilkinsi]

I got accused of flushing kitchen roll down the bog yesterday. The drains were blocked. I think either my father used it or it's some grade of roll that can't be flushed. I used to live in a flat and I'd steal bog roll from work to save money. The toilet would overflow.

[nhspike]

http://www.misternicehands.com/

[jacksoncsplayer]

http://www.misternicehands.com/

Where do you find these things?

[SEEGERMANY]

According to Cyg, POOP was the downfall of a website!

[SEEGERMANY]

P.S. For what it's worth, the "turds" are still there!

[nhspike]

[atomic charvel guy]

the key is shit tickets, the more you wipe, the more weight on the poop or pellets.
if it's not a wet, greasy wretched river mud exit and not a marathon of wiping, i thnk your chances of floating pellets or at the least floating anything can be attained.

[SEEGERMANY]

I used to live in a flat and I'd steal bog roll from work to save money.

....

[RacerX]

[OJ voice] Really, man [/OJ voice]

[nhspike]

Far from stealing TP from work, I bring my own.
I swear they find the cheapest, most abrasive, push-your-fingers through 5-folded-layer stuff they can find.

I think they are trying to interfere with me laying my "golden eggs of joy" whilst on the clock.

LOL

OK, so bringing the laptop to the john with me was a bit much...