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    is this retard for real or what?? if she is, why is she allowed to procreate??
    You can't play no muthfuggin' arpeggios on a tuba...

  • #2
    No way, that has to be some sort of viral ad campaign. Please let it be so!!
    So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

    I nearly broke her back

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Davey View Post
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8


      is this retard for real or what?? if she is, why is she allowed to procreate??
      It must be evil 'hydrogen dioxide' ;

      Enjoying a rum and coke, just didn't have any coke...

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      • #4
        Wow, I wonder how badly a rock beat her in an IQ test.
        "Dear Dr. Bill,
        I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

        "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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        • #5
          She must be one of those people who are already wasting paper and ink on all that 2012 Bullshit. I mean in the late 1800's people were claiming that the world would end in 1900, when that didn't happen they started saying that would end in 1984, so when that went by without a hitch they started saying that the apocalypse would come in 1999 only to be disappointed in January 2000, so they then said that the second day of the second month of 2002 would be the day, no doubt about it. And on 3 February 2002 they once again were proven wrong.

          I'd love to see their faces when January 2013 comes and their conspiracies are once again proven wrong.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Blazer View Post
            She must be one of those people who are already wasting paper and ink on all that 2012 Bullshit. I mean in the late 1800's people were claiming that the world would end in 1900, when that didn't happen they started saying that would end in 1984, so when that went by without a hitch they started saying that the apocalypse would come in 1999 only to be disappointed in January 2000, so they then said that the second day of the second month of 2002 would be the day, no doubt about it. And on 3 February 2002 they once again were proven wrong.

            I'd love to see their faces when January 2013 comes and their conspiracies are once again proven wrong.
            nah.. the 2012 date is a touch more significant because one of the aztec calendars (arguably 'the most important of them') runs out on the 21st december 2012 (so, the last significant date on their callendar is 20.12 2012 :P ) blah blah blah blah ...


            nah this chick would be one of the ones running around crazy about dihiydrogen oxyde and how it is destroying our planet
            You can't play no muthfuggin' arpeggios on a tuba...

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            • #7
              What a 'tard..Rainbows appear everytime I wash my fuggin' car. Wow..it's the end of the world. Quick, somebody call Ronnie James Dio!!!

              Hey, remember Y2k...man, that was really something!!!
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by horns666 View Post

                Hey, remember Y2KV's...man, that was really something!!!
                Fixed !
                Enjoying a rum and coke, just didn't have any coke...

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Davey View Post
                  aztec calendars
                  Mayan, dude.
                  Its all fun and games till you get yogurt in your eye.; -AK47
                  Guitar is my first love, metal my second (wife...ehh she's in there somewhere). -Partial @ Marshall

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Blazer View Post
                    She must be one of those people who are already wasting paper and ink on all that 2012 Bullshit. I mean in the late 1800's people were claiming that the world would end in 1900, when that didn't happen they started saying that would end in 1984, so when that went by without a hitch they started saying that the apocalypse would come in 1999 only to be disappointed in January 2000, so they then said that the second day of the second month of 2002 would be the day, no doubt about it. And on 3 February 2002 they once again were proven wrong.

                    I'd love to see their faces when January 2013 comes and their conspiracies are once again proven wrong.
                    Those people were all kooks. The real end of the world will come in 2038 as a result of Y2K38:

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                    • #11
                      Well, there's suppose to be a killer asteroid hitting the earth in 2036..something to look forward to.

                      Many of us prolly won't be around to see Y2k38 which is a bummer, because Y2k was a real peach!
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Axewielder View Post
                        Those people were all kooks. The real end of the world will come in 2038 as a result of Y2K38:

                        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem
                        I don't see the doom in this, do you think any current computers will be viable in 29 years? I've been lucky to get 5 years out of one before it's pretty much obsolete.
                        So in 2038 when kids have their 28core 768bit systems with 5000gigs of ram this won't matter, it will only affect things like the IRS.
                        Enjoying a rum and coke, just didn't have any coke...

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                        • #13
                          The real end of the world will be April 25th 2517

                          Sunday, April 25, 2517


                          on my birthday
                          Last edited by horns666; 03-15-2009, 03:35 PM.
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                            Well, there's suppose to be a killer asteroid hitting the earth in 2036..something to look forward to.
                            I'll be 76 and won't really give a fuck! All I hope is that when that bad boy strikes, I've got my face buried in some 30 year olds snatch! "Baby, Old G's gonna suck on your clit till you think you're gonna explode, then you will!"
                            "POOP"

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Dred View Post
                              Mayan, dude.
                              dont really care enough to bother which is which :P
                              You can't play no muthfuggin' arpeggios on a tuba...

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