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    Today I went to a fetish party at a Mistress' chambers. I spent part of the afternoon outside in the sunshine, naked, and it was bloody warm too. Not bad for March!
    I scoffed cream cake and grapes. I got a thorough spanking, cropping and flogging. I watched some of the most stimulating pornography, in between watching other guests trying out the dungeon, and I crawled along kissing Mistress' boots.

    I also spent a considerable amount of time stuffed to the bristles in a delightful young lady who brought out the worst in me. No holes barred, I poked, porked and podged her reeeeeeal good, spraying copious lashings of thick spunk everywhere to the cheers of onlookers.

    Being a gentleman, I gave her a lift home, not least because she had been fucked bandy by 4 of us. Down the road, she pulled my mighty shrimp out and noshed down on it as I tried to avoid stuffing my car into rush-hour traffic.

    She suggested we go down a quiet country lane, pulled into a farm gate and I proceeded to give her another damned good rogering. The "quiet" lane turned out to be like Picadilly fucking Circus, but did I care? Not a jot. I porked her over the bonnet (until I realised I was being lit up by every approaching vehicle), and I porked her in the back seat.

    Her spike heels have damaged the leather in my brand new E-Class (yes, I turned to the Dark Side and got a Merc), and I suspect my bonnet is scratched to frig.
    Being such an expert handling the Custard Chucker, I let her pull me to completion, spraying ropes of my sticky white love piss all over the seat, where it mingled with my sweat, her minge juice, and whatever I dredged out of her dirtbox whilst giving it a good ploughing.

    Right now, I'm fucked, totally shattered. My nuts feel like they have been wrung out, I need some sleep. I'm not even going to spank my monkey whilst gazing at the pic Wilksy-Baby sent me. I don't think I have any jizz left. (Sorry WB, I do still love you).

    There is no point to this message, I just HAD to share it with someone, and seeing as I'm going to visit Mummikins in the morning, I doubt she'd want to hear about it.

    Happy Days!

    Rsmacker
    Deviant Supreme.


    Ah, wait! There can be a point to this! I have a question!
    My car is due for a service next week. Do I attempt to clean it up, or do I just let them get on with it, they must have seen a car that looks (and smells) like the set of a porno movie, right?
    So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

    I nearly broke her back

  • #2
    ah......well.....

    I am a little lost over here....

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    • #3
      Dear Penthouse

      I used to think that all the letters in your magazine were made up, until last Thursday afternoon. I was working from home when the door bell rang. Upon opening the door I was greeted by the Swedish Under 23 Women's Volleyball team whose bus had unfortunately broken down in the rain out front of my house. They asked if I would allow them to use my phone in exchange for beer, pizza & sex. Of course, in the interest of international relations, I was only too happy to comply.....



      Sounds like a fun day, Rs. I'd recommend at least giving the backseat a quick wipe down with a damp cloth. And drive to the service with your windows open to air the car out a bit. Of course, the spunk & funk might dissuade the mechanics from any notions they had of "borrowing" your car for their own insidious purposes.
      Hail yesterday

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      • #4
        Originally posted by VitaminG View Post
        Dear Penthouse

        I used to think that all the letters in your magazine were made up, until last Thursday afternoon. I was working from home when the door bell rang. Upon opening the door I was greeted by the Swedish Under 23 Women's Volleyball team whose bus had unfortunately broken down in the rain out front of my house. They asked if I would allow them to use my phone in exchange for beer, pizza & sex. Of course, in the interest of international relations, I was only too happy to comply.....

        Fucking hell, that happened to you as well?!!

        I got into the car this morning and it reeks. Like when you do a good pungent fart though, this reek was disgustingly satisfying. I thought about opening the windows, then decided not to. I think I'll go out of my way to give people lifts today, just so they get in and go "WTF is that smell?", then watch as the realisation hits them. (As well as the second wave of stench) There's no mistaking the stink of a fuckfest.

        I haven't even looked in the back seats to see what detritus is in there. I do know there was way more room in the Jaguar, but then there's no way I'd defile a Jag in such a way. I do have some morals. Just.

        My cock aches too.
        So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

        I nearly broke her back

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        • #5
          That's it, I'm moving to "The Sticks"!
          Greg

          '86 Model 1
          '87 Model 2
          '88 Model 3A
          '88 Model 3DR
          '06 TMZ Mahogany Natural

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          • #6
            What fun.
            (You spent all day wanking didn't you?)
            http://www.amazon.co.uk/Steven-A.-McKay/e/B00DS0TRH6/

            http://http://stevenamckay.wordpress.com/

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            • #7
              Not today, my bell end is raw.

              I usually go to a fetish club on this weekend of the month, but I couldn't face it tonight, I'm still fucked. I might even give tomorrow night a miss too, and I'm supposed to be going to stick my friend's Mrs on the spit.

              I......must......be.....getting............old.


              Aaaaaaarghhhhh
              So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

              I nearly broke her back

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              • #8
                Nice. :ROTF:
                I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                • #9
                  Man: "I'm a Masochist. Hit me."

                  Woman: "I'm a Sadist, so no...."
                  Member - National Sarcasm Society

                  "Oh, sure. Like we need your support."

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