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About the Midget dated?:think:
I was nuts over her
I was nuts over her
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No, I don't think you have. Please share some more!
Its all fun and games till you get yogurt in your eye.; -AK47
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We had alot of problems, so I decided to be the bigger man & cut things short
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I don't guess it would matter to you that my sister is a "small person.""POOP"Comment
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I apologize if I offended you Seegermany, that was not my intentionComment
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I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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A girlfriend caught me with a "small woman" once. She screamed, "You asshole! You swore you'd never cheat on me again!!!! After that last time, you said that was it!!! You bastard!!!"
I replied, "Relax, honey. I'm just tapering off....."
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"Oh, sure. Like we need your support."Comment
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Originally posted by wreckingcrew View PostWe had alot of problems, so I decided to be the bigger man & cut things short Oh, that's a bad punny.
"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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My wife is a fidget!!! She's 4' 10" and weighs 88lbs goddammit!
I'm also nuts over over!!! I'm nuts about her too..she's awesome! Except she's still afraid of my goo. After 26 years you'd think a person would be used to my goo..nope..not her!
She's a great cook tho!!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Good, cause I don't have a sister!Originally posted by toejam View PostNo, sir, doesn't matter at all to me.
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But I'm sure if you did, she'd be a midg, errr....... little person...Originally posted by SEEGERMANY View PostGood, cause I don't have a sister!
Don't blame Congress or the President - blame yourselves. ~NewcComment
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You mean she's an Oompah Loompah?Originally posted by SEEGERMANY View PostSo I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
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