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This guys shiftless son has reached working age, so he calls in a favor with a friend who owns a general store. Reluctantly, the friend agrees to "try" the son out at a sales position.
At the end of his first day the store owner asks the boy "how many sales did you have"? The boy says only 1. The owner responds "only 1, most of my sales people have 25-30 sales a day"!
So next the owner asks him "how much was the sale for"?
The boy says 118,000$. The owner shocked and surprised says what did you sell him?
The boy says some fishing hooks, a couple of rods and reels, a boat and a trailer ....... but his car couldn't tow it, so I also sold him a truck.
The owner is stunned, and says "let me get this right, a guy came in for fishing hooks and the boy interupts him and says "no sir, he came in for some tampons for his wife ~ and I said "look your weekends fucked already ...."
At the end of his first day the store owner asks the boy "how many sales did you have"? The boy says only 1. The owner responds "only 1, most of my sales people have 25-30 sales a day"!
So next the owner asks him "how much was the sale for"?
The boy says 118,000$. The owner shocked and surprised says what did you sell him?
The boy says some fishing hooks, a couple of rods and reels, a boat and a trailer ....... but his car couldn't tow it, so I also sold him a truck.
The owner is stunned, and says "let me get this right, a guy came in for fishing hooks and the boy interupts him and says "no sir, he came in for some tampons for his wife ~ and I said "look your weekends fucked already ...."
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