Me versus the Mice in my appartment.

[scotty]

I am not proud of this moment but this was our rehearsal space.
This is not for the week at heart.

http://s8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/scottzilla/gtr/?action=view&current=MOV02415.flv

[Blazer]

Well you guys when I got home Saturday evening I found that my trap had claimed another mouse and I haven't noticed any rodent activity ever since so it seems that I got them all.

Nevertheless, I'll keep the traps set up for a while longer just to make sure.

[Hellbat]

We had 2 rats in get in to our place this winter during a serious cold spell. I put the trap out in the kitchen, walked back to the bedroom and heard a snap. I thought it was way too fast and assumed I hadn't set it properly.

When I walked back into the kitchen the rat was trying to kick itself out of the trap. The bar had smashed right through his little rat skull and both his eyeballs were hanging out of the sockets. It was pretty gross actually. It turns out the other one wouldn't go for the trap food, but it did eat the poison we had out. We found it curled up in a ball on one of our couches.

We complained to our landlord about the hole that the rats are accessing the house through and he told us to buy a dog or cat. :ROTF:

We just stuffed the hole (in the floor under the dishwasher) with a bunch of steel wool hoping that will keep the bastards out.

[JetFixxxer]

This is what happens when a mouse decides to setup camp in a lawn mower fly wheel.. this is the result after the lawnmower actually kicked over after the 4th attempt. You would of thought they mother would of hauled ass on the first pull.. she didn't.



This is what happens when the mother takes off with a few pinky's still nursing and they fall off.

[Rsmacker]

Fucking hell, a carnivorous tortoise! I knew there would be some out there somewhere. Another creature to fear on my travels, though I'm quietly confident I can outrun one. Unless I have the odd drinkie.

[Norton]

I don't know how animals feel but I'm not sure it's very painful to drown...
the survivors usually say it's the best way to go... you can see and feel cool shit and whatnot
most drowners don't breath in the water... they just hold the breath until they pass out (my brother who was a lifeguard says that too) and then "the cool shit" kicks in... of course you are gonna die eventually when you are in the water and there's no oxygen supply and the organism stops working but you wont feel it as you are tripping in your fantasy land or something...
it's pretty easy to replicate the experience of drowning... we used to do it in sport camps and whatnot all the time... basically you run for a couple of hundred yards, do sit ups really fast etc. to get you exhausted and out of breath... then you take one big breath, hold it in and close your eyes... then someone or yourself squeeze your throat with both hands and then in some seconds you'll pass out and experience some weird shit... when you wake up (the others usually have to do it, I'm not sure it's safe to leave a guy like that for a long time) you feel like you are born again... it's the best feeling ever... that's something the drowners have experienced but it's a safe way to do it... somewhat. But there's no pain or anything like that involved unless you pass out and fall on a sharp rock.
And I know guys who had competed who holds the breath longest in the water... some of them have passed out... but there's no pain at all.

You don't have to do this sick stuff. Just join a Brazilian Jiu-jitsu gym. They WILL choke you out .

[Endrik]

the only choking that's going to happen will be with my hose when I shoot out to garnish the the cream cakes on the upper bodies of Rio beach's tanned birds

you wont be trippin' with a bunch of sweaty muscular dudes.

[Rsmacker]

you wont be trippin' with a bunch of sweaty muscular dudes.

I know someone who nearly dropped his USA Warrior when he read those words, he went all a-tremble.