Spooooooky shit

[Rsmacker]

Oh no, I think I might definitely have a haunted anus, look at this!

http://www.hauntedamericatours.com/ghosthunting/ParanomalSex.php

Hey, sit down Wilksy-baby, it's only a ghost if the person in your anus is dead.

[horns666]

WTF..I don't believe in ghosts, but if I ever saw one..I'd fuck it!

[Matt_B]

I'm not afraid of a ghost in my butt. Nothing, living or dead, would want to be any where near the noxious fumes that waft from my posterior.

[zeegler]

I think my wang is haunted. It keeps spewing ectoplasm all over the place.

[horns666]

I think Zeegs and I should get our schwances exorcised by some young, catholic nun with big tits. Y'know smack 'em with a ruler and shit! They can measure 'em too while they're at it..for shitz and giggles.

[atomic charvel guy]

problem there bill is that you might have to beat a priest silly off of you.

[horns666]

problem there bill is that you might have to beat a priest silly off of you.

Wha..a Catholic priest behind me?? I'll throw some fuggin' holy water on the bastid and watch him melt like a salted slug.

Once when I was an alter boy, I got caught fuggin' around where they keep the eucarist (body of Christ). I wanted to steal them and glue 'em togther to see if I could make a Frankenchrist. Well anywhoo, Brother Richard kicked me in the asshole. I'll never forget the agony. He went to kick me in the ass and somehow nailed me right on the bullseye. I think priests have a natural gift for that or somethin'!:think:

[jacksoncsplayer]

Wha..a Catholic priest behind me?? I'll throw some fuggin' holy water on the bastid and watch him melt like a salted slug.

Once when I was an alter boy, I got caught fuggin' around where they keep the eucarist (body of Christ). I wanted to steal them and glue 'em togther to see if I could make a Frankenchrist. Well anywhoo, Brother Richard kicked me in the asshole. I'll never forget the agony. He went to kick me in the ass and somehow nailed me right on the bullseye. I think priests have a natural gift for that or somethin'!:think:

That's some of the funniest shit i've ever read ! :ROTF: Your'e a sick fucker

[Slik_Karl]

"Frankenchrist" Now thats some funny shit!!

[wilkinsi]

Hey, sit down Wilksy-baby, it's only a ghost if the person in your anus is dead.

I wouldn't know. I don't engage in anal sex. I consider you an expert, being as you don't just fuck boys, you butt-fuck donkeys too.

[horns666]

I'd LOVE to poke my wife in the balloon knot. But I fucked around and gave her a hemroid back in 92'. Never again will my pud be welcomed in her pooper. My world is colder.

[rjohnstone]

:ROTF:

Honey, I Got A Ghost In My Butt!

That's one messed up site.

[zeegler]

I think Zeegs and I should get our schwances exorcised by some young, catholic nun with big tits. Y'know smack 'em with a ruler and shit! They can measure 'em too while they're at it..for shitz and giggles.

I'm in for the big titty catholic nuns.

[Venomboy]

Something scary came out of my butt yesterday. It stank like a carne asada burrito and looked like a snake.

[Endrik]

one of the most constant dreams I had while growing up was about a rapist ghost with big balloons and tight box who is going to jump my bone hard... I'm still waiting for it