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Originally posted by wilkinsi View PostI consider you an expert, being as you don't just fuck boys, you butt-fuck donkeys too.
Awww, thanks hun, that's the nicest thing you have said to me for a while. I knew you cared.
I'm going to put on my new ghost outfit (OK, OK, it's a sheet), and I'm going to put the willies up you, good and proper. You will be Yvette Fielding, and I'll be Derek's spirit guide, you are gonna be screaming all night long babe.So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her back
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Originally posted by Rsmacker View PostAwww, thanks hun, that's the nicest thing you have said to me for a while. I knew you cared.
I'm going to put on my new ghost outfit (OK, OK, it's a sheet), and I'm going to put the willies up you, good and proper. You will be Yvette Fielding, and I'll be Derek's spirit guide, you are gonna be screaming all night long babe.Fuck ebay, fuck paypal
"Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).
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Originally posted by wilkinsi View PostYou fuck any animal that moves. I dread to think what diseases you have contracted. You've obviously got very small penises, or you wouldn't be engaging in anal sex.
And you know absolutely full-well how stretchy the chocolate starfish is, I've yet to see a dong that wouldn't fit up one, given a whiff of poppers and some spit lube.
I'm going to send you some pictures of my pink oboe (or Love Warrior, whatever pet name you have for it) to remind you what you're missing.
Love you.So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her back
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Well that explains everything!! I have a Spincter Specter!!!2008 DXMG in Gray w/ Duncan Mayhem set
2007 DK2m White Bengal
88 Jackson limited edition
Charvel Preditor
PS-3T Rhoads Performer
Jackson DX10D
3 Randall RGT 100 ES tube heads
4 JCM900 4x12 bottom cabs
Rockman 1/2 rack Chorus/Delay
Roland GP-8 Rack processor
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