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Found it on this site along with various other ads. I'm apparantly gonna live til 69 :think:. Somehow I doubt that. I've not long come out of hospital after 2 strokes and a lung problem, all of which are stress related. I'm guessing 50 at the most..
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Fuck ebay, fuck paypal
"Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn). -
Did you run the program, it says 69 until you run the calculator?
Mind you, 69 is a number you have an affinity with isn't it?
You had a couple of strokes the other night too, didn't you? loooooong, slow, deeeeeep strokes, hmmmmm, your favourite.
Oh, apparently I died 3 years ago.So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
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So Wilksy is fucking a dead guy?Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
:ROTF:
I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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I didn't know shit lived more than 5 seconds let alone 3 years. And the other night, I was at work. So who were you really fucking Rsrimmer? My Great Grandmother? Congratulations. You just won Twunt of 2009.Fuck ebay, fuck paypal
"Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).Comment
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I think there might be a bit of animosity between these two lolI live on the edge of danger facing life and death every single day.....then I leave her at home and go disarm bombs.Comment
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I'm not afraid to bleed, but I won't do it for you.Comment
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Enjoying a rum and coke, just didn't have any coke...Comment
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Awesome.
I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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Found another one:
I've got til June 2053 apparently.Fuck ebay, fuck paypal
"Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).Comment
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Oh no, me too! You know what that means, don't you?
It means that I'll be giving you a good hard seeing to in the Love Dungeon, one of the beams holding your Gimp Harness is going to give way and we'll both be crushed as the ceiling collapses. Awww, at least we'll go together, cheek to cheek, happy, eh?So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her backComment
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How can you? You're already a pile of dead poop. In other words, fuck off with your gay BS.Fuck ebay, fuck paypal
"Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).Comment
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I'm not gay.
I'm Trisexual.
I'll try anything sexual.So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her backComment
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LOL I'm bisexual... once I have sex with you, bye!
I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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March 2080 for me."Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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November 2054 here. That would make me 83. Not too bad I guess, but I could use a few more years.Originally posted by Ben... View PostComment
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