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So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
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6 months
"Oh please, please dress as my sexy dead wife!" -
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1 month"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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3 months
Say, I smell bacon.Does anyone else smell bacon?
Yeah, I definitely smell a pork product of some type.Comment
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Hail yesterdayComment
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3 months for me as wellIts all fun and games till you get yogurt in your eye.; -AK47
Guitar is my first love, metal my second (wife...ehh she's in there somewhere). -Partial @ MarshallComment
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3 months...Comment
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1 MonthComment
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1 month.Originally posted by horns666Comment
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3 months. What the hell would I be doing on a gay pirate ship in the first place? :think:As far as I'm concerned he can stay with Dean and play his dots+fins KV copies, and whatever that aborted fetus he "designed". More like "I saw it in my puke". -Newc
Tung Oil is for guitar necks. Tongue Oil is a by-product of cunninglus. -Metalchurch79Comment
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One month.
I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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1 month"POOP"Comment
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3 months.
The Tale of the Wedding Diarrhea on that page was quite interesting. Among the most notable quotes that I'd like to use in future conversations are :
a gastrointestinal apocalypse.
Everyone gleefully stuffed the fish into their faces like a fat kid eats gravy on christmas
a storm bigger than Jupiter's Butthole
I'm not afraid to bleed, but I won't do it for you.Comment
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It depends on the meaning of the word last.
"You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.Comment
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