Things have been going pretty good lately...I knew it wouldn't last

[metalchurch79]

...relax..take a nice bath and jerk off all over yourself. That always helps me when i'm sore...and stiff!

lol

[horns666]

lol

I betcha this is the only advice John (Jack Meoff) is taking from this thread..

Actually I had sex this morning with the wife. I popped my cork on the first half stroke and withdrew FAST!! It lasted about 1.9 seconds. It was awesome!!

She was quite satisfied...I know I was!!!

[metalchurch79]

That's awesome bro! No better way to start off the day.

I tried knocking on my old lady's 'back door' last night, but she didn't answer. I then threatened to kick it off the hinges.
(^sexual connotations above^)

[horns666]

That's awesome bro! No better way to start off the day.

I tried knocking on my old lady's 'back door' last night, but she didn't answer. I then threatened to kick it off the hinges.
(^sexual connotations above^)

Ahhhh ..do what I do whenever the wife isn't in the mood. Kneel over her while she's all tucked in nice and comfy and just start whackin' the bag and say.."Well, this load is goin' somewhere..you choose where"..