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Bill, back in about 1987, my next door neighbor invited me over one Saturday evening for a BBQ. My wife was out of town and I had just gotten home from the tennis courts. My neighbor Scott told me to just comer over the way I was dressed that it was very informal.
As we proceeded to get liquored up, I was sitting on the couch directly across from Scott's sister-in-law. I noticed she kept staring at me, but I'm a handsome fuck so it wasn't THAT odd. After a few minutes, Scott leaned over and whispered "dude, one of your nuts is hanging out!"
We have laughed about that incident a bazillion times!"POOP"Comment
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It's always a good time when you give someone an inadvertent nut shot.Comment
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Ha, I got that beat, Seeg, er, ah, let me rephrase that I can top you...
Many years ago, I attended a church gathering at a local beach; there was food and contests and stuff. In one of which a group of us would race to the shore carrying a raft. First group to the water wins, yadda yadda. Well, when it was my group's turn, we all ran as fast as we could, and my johnson came flapping out of the shorts I was wearing. I couldn't stop & tuck cuz we were all running, carrying this raft, see? I'll never forget this one girl from the group was between us & the beach, she turned around, saw me & my noodle flap flap flappin' right at her, and let out a super loud scream! :ROTF: :ROTF:
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"Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
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Very nice stories Mr G....Ron! What better than exposing yourself at a social gathering? a CHURCH social gathering..while running with a raft!!! Niiiiiiice!
But if you ask Cleveland Metal John..he'd prolly say I have both of you beat, and I wasn't wearing shorts! You prolly remember the incident at rehearsal when I didn't know I had a huge hole in my Levis. John was pretty alarmed when the elusive Dark Marsupial appeared and defiled his USA Lightning sky Dinky!!! It was rubbin' all up on it!!! I had to put a towel around my waist to finish practice. It didn't matter tho..John has yet played that guitar since, and that was years ago!!! He may be suffering from from Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome.
I have the audio of that practice. Lots of laughing, after John several attempts to get my attention. He was in Shock and Awe, as was I ...good times!!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Ok, could be several possibilities here:Originally posted by Jack The Riffer View Post
-They have black hair, and black hair in a Coke bottle looks like Coke.
-They have Coke poured into their "hats" and the lids put on...for some reason (hair growth? removal? brain surgery? lice? curing headaches? drowning evil spirits? to see who has a warped head and therefore would leak so they could lock him up in the mental facility?)
-They're some whacky Culta-Cola thing.
But I'm diggin the vent pipe through the window. Can't get more Redneck than that.I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
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And the Jack Daniels poster on the wall. Yet, I don't see a single 5th on the table!
"POOP"Comment
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Originally posted by horns666 View Post
I think they are playing the little drinking game called 'Cock or balls':ROTF:If your mum stabbed ya you wouldnt get upset... You would say ' Ohhh shit mum stabbed me! I better go to a hospital'. - ChopperComment
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I'm almost afraid to ask where you found that second picture!
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Rsmacker sent it to him..Originally posted by SEEGERMANY View PostI'm almost afraid to ask where you found that second picture!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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I don't know WTF this is..but it's not a female!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Private picture. :ROTF:Originally posted by SEEGERMANY View PostI'm almost afraid to ask where you found that second picture!'08 Jackson Custom Shop Soloist
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'09 Fender Stratocaster American Deluxe Fatstrat
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