Here's the guy you should hire if your band sucks at playing live...

[Blazer]

I think he should join Blazer's band and trade Pokeman and rare Dragonball Z cards!!!

Caveman's..gotta go!!!

You, good man, are an idiot.

I admit that I love anime but the whole trading cards thing has never appealed to me.

As for my band, we're all serious musicians and my tomfoolery of recording reggae songs is purely something I do on the sidelines, to keep my chops up on other musical styles than just metal.

"Caveman" is a close friend, I sure as hell will NOT evict him from our band.

[horns666]

I'm an idiot?:think:

Blazer, do you REALLY wanna open a can of Suggadick..?

I'd give it a rest bro..before I pudslap you and Donald Duck into oblivion.

[Blazer]

From where I stand "Idiot" is the least offensive thing one can say to another.

Thing is, that I don't like the way your jokes dominate my threads so please keep them toned down a bit.

[horns666]

Dude, I am the WRONG fuggin' bear to poke on this fuggin' forum. I'm NOT in the mood for your retarded bullshit. You are one Straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange mutherfugger!!

Do you understand this..

[SEEGERMANY]

Careful Bill, he'll clock you with "The Veteran!"

[Top Jimmy B]

"I'm not in the mood for your retarded bullshit" - classic.

Can you get Suggadick by the bottle?

[horns666]

Careful Bill, he'll clock you with "The Veteran!"

Y'know, callling me an "idiot" was his mistake. I did nothing to warrant that. I was responding to other member's jokes.. Eh..who cares?

My presence seems to boost the views on his many "Fett-ish" threads! He wants me to "tone it down"..absolutely! I'll STFU and cringe at his WEIRD threads all together...like most of us do.

Happy Trails..

[Blazer]

horns666 let me put it this way. Because of the way I am I was continuously picked on during grade school all the way throughout high school. People were always making fun of me, never giving me a break. Locked in stalls, having my bike tires slashed, beaten up, being pelted with Coke cans during recess, you have no idea what it was like. When I asked one of those bullies why it was always me he replied "You really want to know why it's always you? Simple, you're different, that's why."

As a result I'm really weary about people making fun of me and talking behind my back, I simply cannot trust people anymore. What you're doing with those "funny" responses, triggers that nasty side effect I gained from being picked on for so long.

I don't know why being called and "Idiot" is so offensive to you, but like I said it's the least offensive insult somebody can say to another.

[Top Jimmy B]

Having been divorced for two years, I'd welcome being called an idiot. I'm getting tired of 'witty dickhead".

[horns666]

Well Blazer, I didn't do those things to you. In fact, I would have prevented those things. I'm a bully of bullies..always was. That's why I became a cop..to help and protect those who need it. So, whenever I get disrepected for what I percieve for no reason..yeah, I get mad. You also don't know what I went through on my side of the fence..it wasn't pretty. I have mental scars that'll last a lifetime. I'm the guy you want by your side in any bad situation, and yes I'm easily provoked (in real life)..but it is what it is.

Dude, I'm like this ALL the time..it's who I am. You should know this by now. People ge a kick of what I say. That goes without saying around here..right?

Ehh no worries man..we're good as far as I'm concerned.

You know my name..it's Bill man...Bill Z.....Bill Z Bub..Rev B Fuggums..Italian Ice...Count Fagula. But we are one!