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  • #16
    Originally posted by wilkinsi View Post
    So you love elephants but you have no problem abusing something that can accommodate your tiny weiner?
    Hey, I don't abuse you and you love my tiny weiner, even though you could accomodate plenty more besides. Anyway, dead kittens make excellent winter willy warmers.
    So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

    I nearly broke her back

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    • #17
      Tiny Weiner Abuse... great band name! :idea:
      I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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      • #18
        Frank's response to the Boston Terrier I got the girlfriend for Christmas...
        Attached Files
        I still keep practicing though.... Mostly because I hate my neighbors.-MakeAJazzNoiseHere

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
          Looks more like a Chinese All-You-Can-Eat Buffet to me.
          Aw fuck, I just spit diet peps all over the fucking place! :ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:

          And that ain't no zoo bro, that IS a Chinese buffet! I got the zoo! I wonder if they'll all play nice for a pic some day.

          2 cats, Greenwing Macaw (I'd like to breed), Mini Aussie Sheperd, and in the last 2 days, a garter snake and a tiny ass turtle I picked up roaming the golf courses.
          Don't blame Congress or the President - blame yourselves. ~Newc

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          • #20
            Originally posted by toejam View Post
            That's a lot of poop!
            No shit, talk about a poop detector! No wonder!
            Don't blame Congress or the President - blame yourselves. ~Newc

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Strangletooth View Post
              a tiny ass turtle I picked up roaming the golf courses.
              What the fuck is an "ass turtle" and would you pick them up roaming Hampstead Heath at night with Kevin Spacey? Does ointment get rid of them?
              So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

              I nearly broke her back

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Strangletooth View Post
                Aw fuck, I just spit diet peps all over the fucking place! :ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:

                And that ain't no zoo bro, that IS a Chinese buffet! I got the zoo! I wonder if they'll all play nice for a pic some day.

                2 cats, Greenwing Macaw (I'd like to breed), Mini Aussie Sheperd, and in the last 2 days, a garter snake and a tiny ass turtle I picked up roaming the golf courses.

                Why would anyone want to breed a Macaw????
                I still keep practicing though.... Mostly because I hate my neighbors.-MakeAJazzNoiseHere

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by toejam View Post
                  Hey, Spike, what happened to that kittie christ pic you put on FB earlier? That was funny as shit.
                  I messed up, ended up posting a bunch of pics, but not in my album.

                  I'll fix it and get that pic in my album.

                  "Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
                  --floydkramer

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                  • #24
                    "Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
                    --floydkramer

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by quadperson View Post
                      Why would anyone want to breed a Macaw????
                      :think:
                      Don't blame Congress or the President - blame yourselves. ~Newc

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                      • #26
                        Cool cats!

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by nhspike View Post
                          Hehehe! Love it.
                          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                          • #28
                            Cyg suggested I get a dog, but I don't want a smelly stogie on my table
                            Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

                            "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Strangletooth View Post
                              :think:
                              As an African Grey owner, me too :think: Parrots are awesome!
                              Rudy
                              www.metalinc.net

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by nhspike View Post
                                The Excorcist rules! :headbang:
                                Rudy
                                www.metalinc.net

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