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I was VERY serious when I said I was a fan of Slavantas. If I were a girl..I would totally throw my undies at you! 
I mean ..totally!
I mean ..totally!
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Originally posted by horns666 View Postand whenever talkin' with a girl, stare at her tits!! Make absolutely NO eye contact. If she asks you WTF your lookin' at, simply say, "Your awesome tits..I wanna suggem". She will be putty in her hands , or you'll be putty in hers..that's your choice!
"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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