Stinky pussy

[wilkinsi]

Oh lovely. Rsmacker got the elephant's golden shower. I'd piss on him too

[Gartron]

I'd piss on him too

your just asking for trouble young man!

[SEEGERMANY]

It's time to shave the moustache off and start again.

Yessir, when there's a fog hanging around your head that reminds you of Tuna Helper that's sat in the hot sun for a week, it's time to do three things.

1) Douche your nostrils

2) Shave off your mustache

3) Find a new girlfriend

[wilkinsi]

your just asking for trouble young man!

So he can play with my poo and get away with it? Hell no!

[john.w.lawson]

RSmacker ,got a few holes in today!

[john.w.lawson]

RSmacker stolen home video!

[john.w.lawson]

She's a lady WOA WOA WOA she's a LADY!

[Rsmacker]

I'm stunned, I really am. I refuse to believe that Mr Lawson isn't the deviant round here, I mean, who just happens to have pics of elephant A2M lying around waiting to be posted?

But check this out - the stench is on my fingers! I've scrubbed them several times since in the normal course of the day, had them up someone else's arsehole last night too, been to work etc but now the stench is definitely getting stronger. I can just smell this pungent piss on my hands. It's like the fucking Twilight Zone here, I'm sitting in the gloom sniffing my fingers to find the pissiest bits.

I'm going to the Doc in the morning, as soon as I work out a cover story.

That's the last old slapper I'm shagging.




Till next weekend.

[RacerX]

[VitaminG]

Have you tried washing your hands in lemon juice? Or disinfectant? Maybe try that industrial hand cleaner you can buy at automotive shops.

And get a nasal douche to clean out your conk

[elysianfield]

Alas no, it was my weekly night out to a swingers' club in Birmingham, and the pickings were somewhat thin last night (unlike some of the women. Talk about fucking elephants......)

My mate at work goes to a club in birmingham with his missus. Probably not the same club and i know she ain't an elephant lol

[Rsmacker]

My mate at work goes to a club in birmingham with his missus. Probably not the same club and i know she ain't an elephant lol

There's a couple of good ones - Xtasia is one, but I go to Chameleons. Ask him, and if he goes on Sundays......well, I might even know him!!!
Don't get me wrong, there's some absolute scorchers that go, some top notch women, stunners, but I have this terrible tendency to go for the low hanging fruit (not to mention the low hanging droopy tits). If there's an old boiler there, I smarm over like Leslie Phillips ("Hel-llo") and before I get my wits back, I'm up to my nuts in guts.

It's a weakness, I know. Rather than trying to puff out my beergut and compete with all the other blokes trying to pull the babes, I become the GILF-Hunter, stalking my prey as it limps round. They love it, a nasty bastard like me giving their dirtbox what for and then frosting the faces. Trust me, some of them look more appealing with my bollock batter all over them.

[Rsmacker]

Have you tried washing your hands in lemon juice? Or disinfectant? Maybe try that industrial hand cleaner you can buy at automotive shops.

And get a nasal douche to clean out your conk

I was thinking more of caustic soda, but granulated Swarfega will be a start.

[gotwtt]

TCP thats the answer Rsmacker

[Top Jimmy B]

I never would have guessed you have a mustache.