Stinky pussy

[markD]

tit milk is awesome. i was just fucking this girl recently that had nice, full titties - it tasted sweet and there was just something awesome about tugging her nips and covering her body in her own milk before we'd fuck....

[SEEGERMANY]

At 50 years of age, I've had plenty of adventures with the opposite sex. However, none of those adventures involved the "chit chute!" Now, if that's your thing, more power to ya. But I don't want any appendage of mine smelling like a turd. No sir. No way. No how.

Call me hung up, I don't give a fuck. If I wanted a bean stuck to the end of my pecker, I'd fuck a can of Van Camps!

[Rsmacker]

Doesn't need to be with members of the opposite sex.......right WB?


Can't beat a bit of cornholing, that's when you know you have a live wire when she asks you to destroy her clackervalve.

[markD]

there's truth to that!!!!! every girl i have ended up fucking in the ass has come back and begged for it again. with one girlfriend it was the ONLY way she couold have an orgasm. my ex-wife was SOOOO against it, but once she had it....she kept begging for it.

SG, you'd be surprised at how "clean" some of these women keep their asses. i only had brown on my cock once....

[SEEGERMANY]

SG, you'd be surprised at how "clean" some of these women keep their asses. i only had brown on my cock once....

And once would be plenty, thank you.

[markD]

hahahahaha!!!!

[Rsmacker]

Well, we tried Mark, but he won't listen. Anyway, imagine if he got a muddy blowback, the shock would possibly kill him. I don't think he's going to be converted/perverted at the age of 50, though a couple of years ago I was shagging an, erm, "mature" lady, who had only been with one man until her husband's death after 40 years. I turned her into a cock fiend, totally, there was so much I had to show her. I was terrified that she'd croak and I'd end up having to explain to the police and her massive grownup sons what I'd been doing with her.

[horns666]

It seems I'm late to the party...what'd I miss? I see Mark D indulging in fornication in lactation..very nice. Now I must read and serve commentude of the words of the 'Smacker!

This may get nasty..you may want to hide the children.

Bill Z Bub

[SEEGERMANY]

Well, we tried Mark, but he won't listen.

Oh, I listen alright. But I know what I like and have done just dandy for the past 30+ years without sticking my weenie in some chick's poop chute. Like I said, if you want to pack fudge, have at it.

[Rsmacker]

You could always try it, y'know, the other way round.





Make sure you use plenty of lube and tell her to go steady. Start with a small plug before moving on to the TurboElephantAnalIntruderStrap-onofDoom.

Oh, and a nice fluffy pillow is good to bite down on.


Apparently.

[toejam]

Poop-chute sex is cool... just wear a rubber!

[john.w.lawson]

Poop-chute sex is cool... just wear a rubber!

Are you a "Giver" or a "Taker"??????????



Oh yea thats where "fuck Toejam" comes from.


RSmacker has a tattoo of tities on his back, I'd bet

[toejam]

:ROTF:

[VitaminG]

Poop-chute sex is cool... just wear a rubber!

that's how little lawyers are made!

[Joe_Steeler]

I dated this red head during my college years. She couldn't get enough backdoor action and at the beginning it was cool, she had a nice rump and rosy hole.
After a while I got bored, I like frontal sex... flat on her back so I can play with the silky milkies, or her riding the bicho so I can see the fun bags bounce or even reverse cowgirl to see her backside.
To me, the pruny eye feels different than the clam, I like clam these days.

Backdoor action is IMHO overrated.