Now normally I'm against killing animals but...

[Blazer]

First of all I live in a rural part of Limburg the Netherlands and most of the village has since been declared historic. So with that the local authorities decided to make the village more attractive to Hikers and people searching for nature parks.

So they planted trees, made hiking paths and released animals and among those animals is one of THESE.

Yup, that's right, a Peacock was set free in my neighborhood.

And those familiar with Peacocks know that they have an intense vocabulary, that fucking bird just won't shut up!

So for the last couple of weeks the screeches of this bird have been keeping me awake at night and I'm going crazy.

I sometimes get the urge to buy a shot gun and silence that miserable piece of $%#@&^%!

[markD]

they can also be mean and aggressive. a neighbor of mine has two for "watch pets". they killed a cat the other day. my dog is totally freaked out by them....we avoid that yard at all costs!!!!

[AlexL]

I was visiting my aunt when she lived in Hawaii, and she had peacocks that roamed into her yard early each morning and would wake me up with their "serenade".

They sounded like someone set a cat on fire.

- E.

[Jason1212]

My inlaw's hispanic neighbors have a few chickens and a loud rooster. They do not even come close to living in a rural area. Peacocks are horrible. There was a lady that kept one and a few peahens when I was a kid. The cock would do its shreeking thing anytime you rode your bike by her house. If you didnt know it was there or forgot about the damn thing could scare the shit of you.

[roodyrocker]

I think it looks damn cool, sorry it keeps you from sleeping though

[Rsmacker]

Make a bet with some dumb American whore that she can't kill one with a bow.

(Then do what you Low Countries motherfuckers do best - keep her captive in a cellar for a few years with regular buggery)

[zeegler]

Make a bet with some dumb American whore that she can't kill one with a bow.

(Then do what you Low Countries motherfuckers do best - keep her captive in a cellar for a few years with regular buggery)

Best post ever. :ROTF:

[horns666]

Peacocks are the only birds God created for man to fuck! WEll..that's why he named them Peacocks...

Their extensive vocabulary is intened to let prehistoric man know when they were in heat, or when they have PMS..which actually means Peacock Mean Sumbitch.

This was on the Discovery channel..pretty interesting stuff.

[Endrik]

Peacock hunting - Put a pea in your cock hole and shoot it out at someone

[atdguitars]

Make a bet with some dumb American whore that she can't kill one with a bow.

(Then do what you Low Countries motherfuckers do best - keep her captive in a cellar for a few years with regular buggery)

Fatten her up and Rsmacker will take a poke at her.

[RacerX]

Only if she pees in his face and keeps him from the shower!

[Grandturk]

Only if she pees in his face and keeps him from the shower!

I specifically stayed away from the Stinky Pussy thread after the first read! Reminding me of it just made a little of my breakfast come back up...

blech...

[bombtek]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWTABEOFYoY&NR=1

That fucking bird would be dressed out on my table with a bowl of poultry gravy, pan roasted potatoes, and honeyed vegetables faster than YingYang Malmsteen rips off his arpeggios. I'd rather be arrested for killing and eating the bird than deal with that godamned noise it makes!

[horns666]

Peacock hunting - Put a pea in your cock hole and shoot it out at someone

Exactly that's how prehistoric man hunted these sumbitches..then then fucked it. Then the whole tribe bukkaked it. This was also the invention of poultry gravy..

Now, isn't that sumthin'..

[bombtek]

Exactly that's how prehistoric man hunted these sumbitches..then then fucked it. Then the whole tribe bukkaked it. This was also the invention of poultry gravy..

Now, isn't that sumthin'..

Thank you Bill for ruining one of my favororite parts of the Thanksgiving meal. DAMMIT!!!!!