Now normally I'm against killing animals but...

[jacksoncsplayer]

Exactly that's how prehistoric man hunted these sumbitches..then then fucked it. Then the whole tribe bukkaked it. This was also the invention of poultry gravy..

Now, isn't that sumthin'..

I'll never look at gravy the same way I used too.

[Dred]

I've always looked at gravy this way... must be only me, then...

[Rsmacker]

Yep, it's called "basting".


Whenever I hear the word basting, I get a boner. It's hell when watching a cookery demo at the shopping mall.

[Newc]

A bucket of hot water on the bird whenever it makes that noise will generally teach it to shut up.

And I wasn't aware peacocks were native to the Netherlands. If they're not, WTF do they put one out?

And who cleans the cars when the bird shits all over them?