Real hunting video may be offensive to wussies.

[Rsmacker]

it was not as big as described, Much like rsmacker

You wouldn't like it if I put it up your arse, matey
Then again........


BTW, what snake were you bitten by? One of my favourite sites is this one:

http://www.venomousreptiles.org/

Some of the acounts of people getting bitten are pretty good reading.


And what makes you think that we don't have guns? OK, so there may be the odd "souvenir" in certain houses that would make the Law shit themselves, but there you go. (cough Bren gun cough)

My friend bought a real elephant gun a few months ago. The Old Bill came round to discuss his permit for it. It's not illegal, he can have one if he wants, but understandably, they aren't keen on every Tom Dick & Harry having them.
"Now, Mr XXX, about this here elephant gun, do you really need it, I mean, it's a heavy duty piece of hardware?"
"Oh yes, I want it"
"Hmmmm, it's just.....we are a bit reluctant........why would you need such a weapon in Sheffield?"
"I might go to Africa to shoot an elephant!"
"Oh, OK, why didn't you say that before! No problem then, here you go"
Stamped approval. Easy!

Now, on to the important part. So SG apparently has a "hotwife", correct? And he has made a video, am I right? Am I putting 2 + 2 together and getting excited over nothing, or are the results on Redtube? (Fear not SG, it won't be your pink arse bobbing up and down that does it for me)

[SEEGERMANY]

It's just another instance where Stevo, Alvinbarre1, got his facts all confuckered. I'm not married and haven't been since 2001.

[Endrik]

Man here we go with the freaking name "throwing" "retard" "FUCKFACE", come on ,If you can buy a gun then you are not resentful! But, you are passive-aggresive. So fuck the hand gun permit for you! Once they started asking if you wanna fuck your .... then you'd blow! Oh RSmacker would love it though. I do not recall anyone on this thread saying "oh this is a great video"!!!!

Name throwing? Who's name did I throw and put an equal mark between it and "retarded fuckface".
Retarded fuckface who wants to get a gun because of wrong reasons or is just mentally ill, he/she doesn't legally get the permit. Hard to understand? Those who want to shoot people for fun are retarded fuckfaces. I don't see how can you be so insulted by that. Or you relate to those fuckfaces? Oh I'm so sorry.
I don't know where you are coming from but the whole world doesn't have the same kind of "culture". In my "culture" guns are considered lame, if you don't believe it, come here and see it for yourself. We didn't have the Wild West, we had misery and wars on our soil, weapons aren't culturally cool in our eyes. We aren't against guns if they are absolutely necessary but for a normal folk during ordinary every day life there's absolutely no need for them. Hence why we don't see the reason why we should buy them unless we go to hunting. I get a permit, I buy a gun, and now what, what the fuck should I do with it? Just a waste of time and money.

[VitaminG]

I get a permit, I buy a gun, and now what, what the fuck should I do with it? Just a waste of time and money.

you lay your entire collection out on the bed along with your Guitar Hero controllers & you pose for pics in your underwear

[Endrik]

you lay your entire collection out on the bed along with your Guitar Hero controllers & you pose for pics in your underwear

ok, I rather buy a gun than a Guitar Hero controller

[Rsmacker]

I'd rather buy underwear. Ever seen a pair of hairy balls hanging through some split-crotch panties? A sight to behold.
Hang on, lemme find the pics........

(Unless John Lawson beats me to it!)

[zeegler]

Again, I don't see what the big deal is. He killed a few pigs with a spear. He didn't torture them first or anything cruel like that. Plus, you can barely see anything in the video anyway. Then you guys start arguing about guns again. The Americans seem fiercely proud of the fact that they can own guns. Get over it. No one really cares. You like your guns, that's awesome. I like guns too, and I can get one if I want. Sure, I have to jump through some hoops to get one, but I can get one. I guess you should be proud that any crazy fuck can go down to the 7-11 and pick up a 6-pack of Bud, carton of Marlboros, some beef jerky, and an Uzi. :ROTF: Yeah, I realize that's an exaggeration .

Actually, I am thinking about getting my CFSCs and getting myself a handgun or two. I'm not really interested in hunting, because I don't like the idea of gutting and cleaning dead animals (I'm a wuss, and that's what butchers are for), but I'd just like to go to the range and blast some shit. I've done a fair amount of skeet shooting too, and that's always fun.

[john.w.lawson]

Again, I don't see what the big deal is. He killed a few pigs with a spear. He didn't torture them first or anything cruel like that. Plus, you can barely see anything in the video anyway. Then you guys start arguing about guns again. The Americans seem fiercely proud of the fact that they can own guns. Get over it. No one really cares. You like your guns, that's awesome. I like guns too, and I can get one if I want. Sure, I have to jump through some hoops to get one, but I can get one. I guess you should be proud that any crazy fuck can go down to the 7-11 and pick up a 6-pack of Bud, carton of Marlboros, some beef jerky, and an Uzi. :ROTF: Yeah, I realize that's an exaggeration .

Actually, I am thinking about getting my CFSCs and getting myself a handgun or two. I'm not really interested in hunting, because I don't like the idea of gutting and cleaning dead animals (I'm a wuss, and that's what butchers are for), but I'd just like to go to the range and blast some shit. I've done a fair amount of skeet shooting too, and that's always fun.

Now, see. This is a response made by an intelligent person. It has some cracks in it, but nothing aimed at any one person. Rsmack, quit talking about my ass. You wanted a close-up of a rattler. I gave you a pic that I took just for you. I took it from less than 2 feet away and it is a 3 foot snake. You do the math. Meow........

[john.w.lawson]

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BTW, what snake were you bitten by?



Sorry for editing your posts, Rsmacker, but there was so much dribble in it. I have been bitten by more than one venemous snake. Back in late '93, after I got out of the Army, I got into collecting venemous reptiles. There were no laws against it in Indiana at that time. To make a long story short, I have been bitten by a blacktail rattlesnake. It was a one-fang bite while I was trying to force-feed it. I have also been bitten by a copperhead. Nothing but a little swelling and nausea. I have been bitten by a Rinkhals cobra (black and white spitting cobra), but it was a dry bite. I have also been bitten by a red-phase western diamond back which resulted in tissue damage and hospitalization (ICU for four days). I drank a LOT during the times I was bitten by all of these snakes, so I was to blame in every instance.

[Endrik]

Sorry for editing your posts, Rsmacker, but there was so much dribble in it. I have been bitten by more than one venemous snake. Back in late '93, after I got out of the Army, I got into collecting venemous reptiles. There were no laws against it in Indiana at that time. To make a long story short, I have been bitten by a blacktail rattlesnake. It was a one-fang bite while I was trying to force-feed it. I have also been bitten by a copperhead. Nothing but a little swelling and nausea. I have been bitten by a Rinkhals cobra (black and white spitting cobra), but it was a dry bite. I have also been bitten by a red-phase western diamond back which resulted in tissue damage and hospitalization (ICU for four days). I drank a LOT during the times I was bitten by all of these snakes, so I was to blame in every instance.

did the biting hurt much?

My grandfather was bitten by a viperids on the chin in Finland during the Continuation War against the soviets.
Not the most venomous but he said it was a bitch. It just sneaked close to his chin during a battle and whack!!!
Interestingly his brother was bitten years before. They were cutting hay with scythes during early 30's, they were on bare feet and a viperids bit his bro. on the toe. My gramps took his scythe and cut his bros toe off as the hospital was about 20 miles away and they were on feet

[john.w.lawson]

All three viper bites , felt like my hand was melting. the worse one with the most damage, felt like my hand had been dipped in a deepfryer and cept moving up my arm until they gave me morphine. Then I woke up three days later! Sorry to here about your grandpas brother losing a toe[ I count myself lucky] still have all my digits. And now that I do not drink,I am alot more cautious in the handling of them.

[\m/HELLRAISER\m/]

Ah fuck that cheese dick video!
You post some motherfucker gettin his throat sliced from ear to ear then you have my interest!

[Endrik]

All three viper bites , felt like my hand was melting. the worse one with the most damage, felt like my hand had been dipped in a deepfryer and cept moving up my arm until they gave me morphine. Then I woke up three days later! Sorry to here about your grandpas brother losing a toe[ I count myself lucky] still have all my digits. And now that I do not drink,I am alot more cautious in the handling of them.

holy shit, 3 times.

I know some folks used to suck the poison out during the old days. I don't know if that's a good idea. The doctors wont recommend it, specially when the teeth aren't perfect.

[horns666]

I gotta question..if I went a huntin' and got bit on the pud by a Viper. Who would suck out the poison..?

I promise nobody would know a thing..until I told everyone I possibly can.

[Endrik]

Succubus of course