Real hunting video may be offensive to wussies.

[zeegler]

I gotta question..if I went a huntin' and got bit on the pud by a Viper. Who would suck out the poison..?

I promise nobody would know a thing..until I told everyone I possibly can.

You might have to quickly learn how to be a contortionist, and do it yourself. Then you'd be set for life though. Damn, what a great idea. I'm gonna start practicing.

[\m/HELLRAISER\m/]

I gotta question..if I went a huntin' and got bit on the pud by a Viper. Who would suck out the poison..?

I promise nobody would know a thing..until I told everyone I possibly can.

and you guys thought satan did not have a sense of humor!
LOL...

[SEEGERMANY]

I gotta question..if I went a huntin' and got bit on the pud by a Viper. Who would suck out the poison..?

I promise nobody would know a thing..until I told everyone I possibly can.

"Bill, looks like that rattler got both fangs in your pud. Now, unless you can suck your own dick, it's been nice knowing ya!"

[john.w.lawson]

"HURRY" and "FUCK" something, your dick will be atleast triple in size

[AK47]

I gotta question..if I went a huntin' and got bit on the pud by a Viper. Who would suck out the poison..?

I promise nobody would know a thing..until I told everyone I possibly can.

That happened to my uncle when I went hunting with him he told me I have to keep sucking on it and to make sure to get all the puss out. He also said if I swallowed it I would be immune to future pud viper attacks.

[atdguitars]

Just another reason to carry one of the old fashioned penis enlargers with the double action pump.. Label it as Snake venom remover and they wont even laugh at you at the airport.

[Rsmacker]

I gotta question..if I went a huntin' and got bit on the pud by a Viper. Who would suck out the poison..?

I promise nobody would know a thing..until I told everyone I possibly can.

Not anyone over here, sorry, all our teeth are bad.

Sit down WB, he hasn't been bitten, he was asking what if.

Zeeg, if he could suck his own pud, when do you think he'd be out a huntin' to get bitten by a viper. He would NEVER leave his house.

John Lawson, I hope you have learned your lesson now, hot herps hurt.
I don't suppose this video was anything to with you was it?
WARNING - EXTREMELY NSFW, IN FACT, NOT SAFE FOR ANYWHERE. THIS IS DISTURBING.

http://www.newsfilter.org/video/51195/Some_sick_fuck_tries_to_see_if_his_pet_snake_can_give_him_head...silly_bastard,_snakes_don't_have_lips!/

[john.w.lawson]

Thats rich,smacker! Sounds like a night out on the town for you,not me bro. Less you forget, I use a big stick to keep them @ Bay! By the way, I never watch any video posted on here Unless it has pussy in it,that would be real pussy!

[john.w.lawson]

Just in case you missed it in the thread [smacker] just for you bro

[john.w.lawson]

You musta fuck'd one of its relatives?

[Rsmacker]

Not fucked any, no, but I've definitely worked with a few.

Awww, thanks for the pic, I feel kinda special now. I've been trying to put it as my avatar, but can't read the words when it's that small. (A bit like Wilksy Baby's tattoo on his cock.)

[john.w.lawson]

Not fucked any, no, but I've definitely worked with a few.

Awww, thanks for the pic, I feel kinda special now. I've been trying to put it as my avatar, but can't read the words when it's that small. (A bit like Wilksy Baby's tattoo on his cock.)

Man for a shabby old brit, you are funny[ "Sometime",in a gay/bi/sexual/beasteality sorta way]

[MartinBarre]

You make fun of the way someone dresses, yet the two pictures of you in this thread clearly indicate that GQ magazine will not be knocking on your door anytime soon. You make fun of someone's "metal" appearance and yet there you are with your "metal" SG copy giving that big, old "metal" grin to the camera.

I never posted my pictures trying to look "tough" in some kinda hunting context. I never gave the "horns" sign. It was just a picture of me holding a guitar I don't even own any more.
Because I smiled at the camera I was trying to be "metal"? You haven't really grasped the concept of metal eh old yin?

Like I said, I'm just so glad I brighten up your life. I haven't posted in this thread for days, then when I look in here you've posted a couple of times STILL going on about me, hoping to draw everyone's attention to me again.

It really makes my day to know you appreciate me. And since you aren't married, you can have as many wanks as you like over those pictures of me you love so much. :think:


You're way too old to be worrying so much about my photos, you need to spend more time with that woman in the photos you posted. Maybe you'd still be married if you didn't spend so much time worrying about my pictures on here - photoshopping them, sending them to people, then posting time after time about them.

You should show all this stuff to your "lady friend" and kids. See what they think of you acting like a 12 year old. I'm certain they'll be THOROUGHLY embarassed.
Try it and see, you silly old clown.

[SEEGERMANY]

Again, since your noggin seems pretty thick Alvin, I did not photoshop your picture. But the cat that did, apparently really got your goat!

And, I'd still be married if both wives were still alive. Now, shut the fuck up and go hug your wife!

[john.w.lawson]

It really is not wise to talk of one's family! You never no what the deal is with someone ! So really fuck'n let it go martin[ you started it]............ So no one is gonna cry for ya,well maybe a little let it go.I think outta the three of us, SG probably has the better fashion sense, But no one is gonna be knocking on our doors for a metal album cover photo opp!:ROTF:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!Sorry boys we gotta get real here