100 Asshole degrees today and my band rehearsed.

[Top Jimmy B]

I was in this circle jerk once and I busted out the "heat stroke" for the win. Still champ.

[Blazer]

On several occasions Blazer has made unwarranted insults, snide remarks, and now questioned my profession due to my lack of empathy for willfully complying with his knowingly unfavorable rehearsal arrangements. Let me respond based on simple observations and experience as a seasoned officer. I'm highly reguarded amoung peers with more than 30+ years experience due to my keen street/people smarts and survival tactics. I will not make any accusations, but let it be known that he has posted things that do not sit well with me. Pease, I will post a few examples for your review to see if you may share any feelings of unrest.

Be advised most of Blazer's threads rarely have replies if any at all. except for the ones that I and a few others are having fun with in typical JCF style..
SNIP

Now in all fairness Blazer seems to hold conversations in c/w guitars, but you'd think someone would get a hint posting stuff without a response..this includes his animation and his many unorthadox remakes of 80's pop songs. When you post your music you gotta roll with the bad and the good. People critqued my stuff, and instead of getting defensive, I appreciated their honestly. God forbid you do that with Blazer. You MUST either patronize him or STFU. Everyone else seems to be fair game tho..

This finally came to a head when my credibility was questioned by a dellusional fruitcake. There is no fucking way I let ANYONE talk to me that way. Are you fuggin' kiddin' me??!!

Hopefully he learned a lesson..if not, fuggums..

Heh, what good does bringing up my old topics do for you Horns?

I KNOW I'm a geek, day to day life never let me forget it. And YOU always derail topics with so called funny remarks. I am lying sick in bed and you make fun of my condition. The fact that I'm the only one who speaks up because of that is a thorn in your side, well I'm sorry Bill but not everybody likes those jokes you make at others' expense here.

[horns666]

Heh, what good does bringing up my old topics do for you Horns?

I KNOW I'm a geek, day to day life never let me forget it. And YOU always derail topics with so called funny remarks. I am lying sick in bed and you make fun of my condition. The fact that I'm the only one who speaks up because of that is a thorn in your side, well I'm sorry Bill but not everybody likes those jokes you make at others' expense here.

COOL!!!

But I got news for you, everyone but you likes my jokes..no, they love 'em!!

Don't you realize if I didn't "derail" this thread, Nobody would care about your problems..oh the humanity. AK47 wants to warm his cold, chafe balls on your heat stroked chin..it's that great??!! The best advice anyone could share is to buy a fan..duh...

AS far as bringing up your old shit. That was easy as finding a post about me talking about my pud. It took me 10 minutes with a word search to confirm you're a goof..or worse. :think:

You're not good enough to be a thorn in anyone's side..because nobody cares. Except Dateline. I can hear the Chris Hansen interview now. "Have a seat right over here".."Are you the one the call "luvs 2 spooge"?? "What's in the bag".."Dragonball Z cards, M&Ms, and lotion? ..Your response.."It puts the lotion on it's skin"..

[Blazer]

I bet that when you DID go through my old topics you found plenty of posts that were about topics that had little to do with my love for cartoons and that those posts had plenty of serious replies and many people loved them for their content. The ones you picked out are indeed ones where people either didn't reply or replied in a snide way.

Since you went to the trouble of finding my most geekie posts, I'll gladly go through the trouble and find the ones where I show that I'm as legit as you are and indeed a man.

Such as this one where I fixed up a vintage Ibanez guitar which should've been buried a long time ago.

http://www.jcfonline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=92201

Or this one where I document the building my newest guitar.

http://www.jcfonline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=90881

And then there's this one where I simply asked people to post their live pictures, which generated the biggest number of responses on one of my threads yet.

http://www.jcfonline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=76612

I love to do Essay-like posts on guitars and guitar brands and this one was one of my best.

http://www.jcfonline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=90234

And to show people that I know to have fun on my own expense, I bring up the subject of Ade, my former bassplayer.

http://www.jcfonline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=90132

Or start a thread about stupid stuff I pulled as a kid.

http://www.jcfonline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=89199

[horns666]

Fuck Blazer, What part of this statement didn't you understand?.."Now in all fairness Blazer seems to hold conversations in c/w guitars".

Blazer, go fuck Donald Duck! You're not worth a squirt of piss. You are a dellusional fuck that wasted too much of my time already. Keep on making DUMB, insignificant posts while being ignored until you go away..mark my words on a fuggin' calendar..May 26th, 2009.

Are you going back to practice..cool. Make sure you wrap yourself in plastic.

[Blazer]

Fuck Blazer, What part of this statement didn't you understand?.."Now in all fairness Blazer seems to hold conversations in c/w guitars".

Blazer, go fuck Donald Duck! You're not worth a squirt of piss. You are a dellusional fuck that wasted too much of my time already. Keep on making DUMB, insignificant posts while being ignored until you go away..mark my words on a fuggin' calendar..May 26th, 2009.

Are you going back to practice..cool. Make sure you wrap yourself in plastic.

I will and afterwards I'll mail that plastic to your address, so you can frame on the wall and walk past it to enjoy the smell.

[Grandturk]

It looks like fighting, but its really love... like when cats fuck.

[john.w.lawson]

It looks like fighting, but its really love... like when cats fuck.

:ROTF:Thats fuck'n GENIUS:ROTF:

[atdguitars]

It looks like fighting, but its really love... like when cats fuck.

Gotta be one of the funniest things I've ever read.. That should be in the JCF HOF.

[john.w.lawson]

Gotta be one of the funniest things I've ever read.. That should be in the JCF HOF.

+1 ,I almost dropped my guitar

[Top Jimmy B]

"Go fuck Donald Duck" is a gem.

I was always partial to Bugs bunny when he dressed up like a girl bunny.

[guitarsjb]

It looks like fighting, but its really love... like when cats fuck.

That's some funny shit right there!!:ROTF:

[horns666]

I will and afterwards I'll mail that plastic to your address, so you can frame on the wall and walk past it to enjoy the smell.

There you go..ya see that. I knew you had it in you. I bring out the best in ya man. That was good..

You guys are fuggin' kill me. But I'm not a cat..I'm a dog. One of Michael Vick's dogs that was kicked in the balls one too many times. I'm foaming at the mouth ..my pud must be rabid because it's foaming at the mouth too..I'm gonn call him Cujo

Later sumbitches..

[SEEGERMANY]

CUJO, the Chinese Pud

[Flatpicker]

I'm calling dibs on the name though.
My next band is gonna be "100 Asshole Degrees".
It's a great name.