Good sappy acoustic songs? :D

[Mrs Tekky]

Dear lord - asking this group for advice on getting a woman is like asking a midget about dunking a basketball - they might accidentally give you good advice - may have even seen it done, but they've probably never even had a success except in their fantasies.

My advice - listen to the words of the ballads - women do pay attention to that. For example, while I love Beth by Kiss, it's probably not the best song because it's all about a guy telling his woman that he can't leave his buddies because they'll think he's a pussy.

Now if there's a certain girl you are really trying to impress, grab one of those compilation power ballads cds and play it while she's around - she's bound to say - oh I love that song! Bingo - that would be the one to learn.

[horns666]

Dear lord - asking this group for advice on getting a woman is like asking a midget about dunking a basketball - they might accidentally give you good advice - may have even seen it done, but they've probably never even had a success except in their fantasies.

My advice - listen to the words of the ballads - women do pay attention to that. For example, while I love Beth by Kiss, it's probably not the best song because it's all about a guy telling his woman that he can't leave his buddies because they'll think he's a pussy.

Now if there's a certain girl you are really trying to impress, grab one of those compilation power ballads cds and play it while she's around - she's bound to say - oh I love that song! Bingo - that would be the one to learn.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Kristi..you didn't read any of this pud buisness..did you?

These jerks..they're always encouraging me. It's their fault!!

See..you guys are dicks!!

[Mrs Tekky]

Oh but Bill, you'd be the exception here - I mean you did get a beauty of a wife! But not just anyone can use your tactics successfully.


The smartest men all know, ask a woman what another woman likes. Most women will gush with ideas for you - then they go back to tell other women how sweet and romantic you are. Then you have a whole bunch of chicks ready to show you what a woman wants. You get the aww factor with a little bad boy and they'll be eating out of your hand.

Sing them a ballad about how you're rather hang out with the the guys, or how it's better to show someone that you care instead of saying the words - they start thinking your a douche.

But remember, ballads aren't the only songs to get a gal worked up - every gal has a secret stripper song.

[shreddermon]

Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch

:P

[horns666]

Oh but Bill, you'd be the exception here - I mean you did get a beauty of a wife! But not just anyone can use your tactics successfully.


The smartest men all know, ask a woman what another woman likes. Most women will gush with ideas for you - then they go back to tell other women how sweet and romantic you are. Then you have a whole bunch of chicks ready to show you what a woman wants. You get the aww factor with a little bad boy and they'll be eating out of your hand.

Sing them a ballad about how you're rather hang out with the the guys, or how it's better to show someone that you care instead of saying the words - they start thinking your a douche.

But remember, ballads aren't the only songs to get a gal worked up - every gal has a secret stripper song.

That's the best advice right there. To me the number thing a woman loves is confidence. Being sweet, romantic, sensitive is a good thing. But respect, support and confidence rule supreme!

..and "funny" never hurts either..

[DRM]

Make a girl laugh, do something with her she would never try on her own, and have a deep conversation over good food. A late night walk never hurts either. Just actually give a shit and you'll be fine, bro. Don't TRY to impress a girl...that's not what it's about. Be yourself (cliche, I know...) and if that's not enough, then forget all about that shallow bitch.

I took a girl shooting one day on my mid-tour then took her out to lunch at a 5-star Italian restuarant in downtown Savannah. Went back to my place and watched Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life". (this girl kicks ass...she picked it out!) Later, I went to her house to meet her family and have dinner. Her family loves me and her little brother idolizes me because I told him funny stories about Afghanistan and the Army. Ended the night by falling asleep on the couch with her watching TV. Went out with her a few more times that week and now we're great friends.

It takes steps, dude. Don't go outright and try to impress a girl...it never works. And if it does work, it'll only be temporary because she's what's known as a slut. Get a girl to like you for who you are and she'll be there for you when you...uh...need her. (yeah...when you NEED her )

Just my .02
-David

PS- And this is the girl I'm talking about. Her name is Jessica. She's an old friend of mine from High School who I haven't seen since we graduated last May. This was taken before Senior Prom.

[DRM]

Man, I love this kid, ummm ..young man!!!

Alright, I have the Rev B. Fuggums seal of approval!

[atomic charvel guy]

Wild Horses-The Stones- Far from Sappy, in fact it's great.
Angie-Stones again, Landslide-Fleetwood Mac, U2-One
Bron Yr Aur-Zeppelin, That's the Way, Tangerine. the list goes on and on...........
so many great tunes you can play without "sapping out". save the sapping for later
when you're ready to fire one off when you emerge victorious.

[horns666]

Bron Yr Aur-Zeppelin...Tommy I'd throw my panties at you for that one!! But I'd do that anyway because I'm such a ho.

[horns666]

Alright, I have the Rev B. Fuggums seal of approval!

Yes you do!! Wow, Jessica is a very cute girl...

niiiiiice.

[LouSiffer]

The only thing I have found that guarantees success with women all the time, every time is...... pulling out a big meaty 10" one-eyed spitting cobra and a big wad of cash.

At least thats what a friend of a friend told me. I am lucky to pull out a one-eyed grub worm and some pocket change with a piece of lint.....so what the hell do I know. -Lou

[Gartron]

Bill ...sensitivity 101 for you too!!

bring some Cat Stevens and we'll get started

[DRM]

I found the PERFECT song for you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

[Southpaw]

Actually Prelude in D JSE Bach is really cool. not the typical but very cool

an acoustic version of Comfortably numb is really cool as well. acoustic songs dont need to be sappy

Or you could go way out in left field and try some thing like this

Sweet Little Angel By BB King

Not as Accurate

It is in 12/8 Time and it is in Db BPM at 62

http://www.heartwoodguitar.com/Guita...le%20Angel.htm

[horns666]

I found the PERFECT song for you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

That dude is great...

He's making $$$..why didn't I think of this??!!