Bad Omen?

[toejam]

If you get the males fixed, they do not spray. If you keep the litter box clean, you don't smell them. I have one that comes home after rolling in the dirt..he gets a bath..wouldn't try it with the other 2.

Some males will still spray if you don't get them fixed early enough.

[zeegler]

Oh yea, cat's are the definition of clean. Ever watch a cat back up to a sofa or curtain and spray the motherfucker to mark their territory? Ever watch your cat shit in the neighbor's flower pots or flower beds? Ever watch your cat use the side of a vehicle as a scratching post? Ever miss out on sleep because two cats are fucking outside your window? Ever watch your cat killing the neighbor's song birds as they come to the feeder? Ever watch your cat walk across the kitchen counter?

Finally, anyone, and I mean anyone that says a cat and it's litter box don't stink are just used to the stench. Fuck cats!

My cats are both neutered, so they don't spray. If they shit in my neighbors flower beds, that would be awesome. I hate my neighbors. :ROTF: Cats don't scratch the side of cars, and don't try to tell me you've ever seen that, because you'd be a total liar. Cats scratch stuff they can dig their claws into, not painted sheetmetal. Can't say I'm familiar with the sound of two cats fucking. Cats kill birds. That's awesome. Birds are fucking annoying. One of my cats has a preference for blue jays, which is awesome because I hate the little fuckers. My cats never walk on the kitchen counters, or the table. Anyone who allows that, deserves cat litter in their food.

Anyway, I never said cats were necessarily clean. They're just cleaner than dogs, and unless you're one of those people that hasn't bothered to properly litter train your cats, they don't stink up the house. Litter does indeed stink...when you don't clean it for a week. If you clean it out every 2 days, it doesn't smell at all. Are you one of those dog owners that thinks your house doesn't smell? I guarantee you, if you have a dog, your house more than likely stinks to anyone who doesn't own a dog. Even my sister in law who is a bit of a germ freak like me, and cleans constantly, can't completely eliminate the dog smell from her house. It's not bad, but it's definitely there. I'm sure the same goes for a lot of cat owners, who don't religiously clean up after their pets. However, having owned both dogs and cats, I can say with certainty that dogs are definitely smellier, and much higher maintenance than cats.

[zeegler]

Joe, do you bath your cats? I've never met a single cat owner that bathed their felines.

Actually, you're not supposed to bathe cats except if they are particularly filthy (like from crawling around under a car or something), or if they are long haired and prone to matting. Bathing cats can mess with their natural instinct to wash themselves, and can mess up the natural balance of oils and whatnot in their hair.

[SEEGERMANY]

Before I lose my temper, I'll try to be more specific with my description. I had a 1996 Chevy Suburban that had scratches from the roof to the top of the middle panel on the passenger side. Not one or two scratches, but multiple sets. Then I realized that each set had four scratch lines. My suspicions were answered when I caught the neighbors cat sleeping on the Suburbans roof. He would exit the roof by sliding halfway down the vehicle and then launch himself into the neighbors yard.

So technically, it wasn't a scratching post. But to me it was. By the way, I don't like the implication that I lie.

[zeegler]

Before I lose my temper, I'll try to be more specific with my description. I had a 1996 Chevy Suburban that had scratches from the roof to the top of the middle panel on the passenger side. Not one or two scratches, but multiple sets. Then I realized that each set had four scratch lines. My suspicions were answered when I caught the neighbors cat sleeping on the Suburbans roof. He would exit the roof by sliding halfway down the vehicle and then launch himself into the neighbors yard.

So technically, it wasn't a scratching post. But to me it was. By the way, I don't like the implication that I lie.

Perhaps you should choose your wording a little better then. Scratching post implies claw sharpening. Anyone would draw that conclusion.

[SEEGERMANY]

Perhaps I just did, asshole.

[Ben...]

I don't necessarily hate cats. They just hate me. I've never met a cat that hasn't gone after me.

[Carbuff]

I like my dog. Im not too thrilled with other peoples dogs though. Never had a problem with any of my cats or anyone else's either. My sister in law lets all her animals have the run of the house, cats on the counter, dogs jumping up on the tables to steal food. I hate going over there. Theyve got nice stuff but its all trashed from the animals. I cant deal with that.

[zeegler]

Perhaps I just did, asshole.

Okay douchebag.

[Rupe]

So indeed it was a bad omen...my thread turned into "assholes" and "douchebags" arguing over the merits of dogs and cats!!!

[Grandturk]

Only thing I hate worse than Hippies and Commies - cats...

[zeegler]

so indeed it was a bad omen...my thread turned into "assholes" and "douchebags" arguing over the merits of dogs and cats!!! :d

[horns666]

Assholes, douchebags and FUCKERS!!!

You're ALL fuckerers!!!

U MUDDER FUGGERS!!

Oops..time for my zanax!!!

[Endrik]

Only thing I hate worse than Hippies

but we don't hate you.. peace motherfucker

[Dred]

zanax!!!

Xanax.


Oh shit!! Don't hit me!