Bad Omen?

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Tampax!

Ever miss out on sleep because two cats are fucking outside your window?

I know what you mean, I've spent hours with my pud in my hand listening to their hardcore fucking, sometimes shouting out encouragement and telling Tom to stick it up her bum-hole.

The worst thing is a stinky old lady's house that reeks of old lady piss and cat piss. It's almost enough to stop a person going round there to attend to kitty. Almost. And deal with the cat too.

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Shit, forgot what the thread was about!

Rupe, the cat probably wasn't a cat, it was the spirit form of the Red Indian chief, upon whose ancient burial ground your house is probably built on. It probably just appeared inside your house, it's a well-known-fact that black cats (and dogs) are harbingers of doom and pant-shitting episodes of supernatural mayhem. I would imagine that pretty soon your place will be like a fucking Stephen King novel.

Tell your Mrs that, and see how she likes it!

[Rupe]

Shit, forgot what the thread was about!

Rupe, the cat probably wasn't a cat, it was the spirit form of the Red Indian chief, upon whose ancient burial ground your house is probably built on. It probably just appeared inside your house, it's a well-known-fact that black cats (and dogs) are harbingers of doom and pant-shitting episodes of supernatural mayhem. I would imagine that pretty soon your place will be like a fucking Stephen King novel.

Tell your Mrs that, and see how she likes it!

That's exactly what I figured!