David Carradine Dead

[Robert Hendrix]

At first I thought suicide. But half naked in a closet...perhaps it was an erotic asphyxiation gone wrong? It happens way more than you might think (I used to work for the coroner's office).

Hmmm, you could be right. It's starting to point that way.

http://rawstory.com/08/news/2009/06/05/carradine-may-have-died-from-sex-act-thai-police/

[Rsmacker]

Aha Glasshopper, now you have discovered ancient preasure of masturbation, and your eyes have gone rike mine! Sirry Glasshopper, should pay more attention in Masturbation Mastercrass, fundemental safety plinciple appries, namery, keep piece of citlus fluit in mouth to bite down on when pass out, help kick back head to crear airways.

Fail, glasshopper *smack round head*, now, lun lound courtyard in spunky pyjamas, so other students see you hopeless masturbator.

Glasshopper?

Glasshopper? Oh shit, him dead, we in big tlouble now!

[Jack Napalm]

You gotta think that someone else was there.

I got to meet David a few years ago. He was very cool to talk to and really laid back.

[Flatpicker]

Actually,
Sounds like he may have had his hands tied together.
Maybe he was into BDSM or something and it went wrong?

This is becoming a real SVU case.

[Rsmacker]

If he had a carrot shoved up his arse, I know who did it. What is the sherriff's telephone number, so I can pass on the information?

[horns666]

Well, I guess there's worse ways to go..like getting smooshed by a train or sumthin'.:think:

"He came and went at the same time..that's called recyclin' "...Richard Pryor about his father dying while having sex with a younger women.

I also had a dead body / probable foul play assignment..well, just like this.

I don't get it. This is supposed to heighten sexual climax. To me, smokin' a bowl will do that. Or, if you're not happy with the first one ya rubbed out..go for round two..or three. Call me old fasion, but this Auto-erotic shit is crazy. Besides, is this how you want family/friends/ or even strangers to find you?

I was thinking about this once while trying to felate myself many moons ago. I was thinking, what if by some chance I die like this, and rigor mortis sets in..and here I am doubled over suggin' my own pud. What would my mother think..she prolly never got over that vase thing.

I'm not making light of David's death, just making people THINK. Because maybe a kinky JCF member ('Smacker) may want to indulge in these actions..and that would make us sad.

RIP

[Jason1212]

There was a story on the net (I know probably urban legend) about a young man that tried to auto felate himself by sitting in a trash can. The idea was that it would force his head close enough for him to do the deed. What happened was he got stuck, suffocated, died and then was found naked in a trash can.

[Norton]

Aha Glasshopper, now you have discovered ancient preasure of masturbation, and your eyes have gone rike mine! Sirry Glasshopper, should pay more attention in Masturbation Mastercrass, fundemental safety plinciple appries, namery, keep piece of citlus fluit in mouth to bite down on when pass out, help kick back head to crear airways.

Fail, glasshopper *smack round head*, now, lun lound courtyard in spunky pyjamas, so other students see you hopeless masturbator.

Glasshopper?

Glasshopper? Oh shit, him dead, we in big tlouble now!

The Chinese can pronounce L just fine. The people who can not pronounce L are the Japanese. (so, no mastercrass)

[Rsmacker]

Ah fuck it, I got my view on the marvellous colourful peoples of the world from such luminaries as Benny Hill ("why you no risten, you broody iriot?"), and then you go and spoil it.

Come on now Horns old bean, don't knock it till you've tried it. There's a lot to be said for a spot of "Edge Play" now and again, and it's kinda addictive. The reason people do these things is that it's fun, it feels bloody good, and it heightens the sexual experience. Trying to understand why people do things like this is a pointless exercise if you haven't had a go, you will NEVER understand it.
Similarly, there are people out there who can't fathom why you would want to stick your finger up your wife's shitter, or get her to wear a dog outfit and bark whilst you take her temperature, or any other one of those joyful activities you may or may not get up to. I doubt you would want your family to find you dead with a dildo up your cornhole, but would that stop you enjoying it whilst choking your chicken? I doubt it! I'm not suggesting anything about your preferences mate BTW, this is all total conjecture
One man's meat is another man's poison (and sometimes another man's lollipop, right WB?)

From reading the report, it seems that David Carradine had a skinful of booze that day, and that would be the erm, "killer" factor. Anything dodgy like Breath play, AE-Aspyxiation, BDSM etc is far more likely to end in tragedy if the mind and your judgement is clouded by drugs or alcohol. Any kind of sexual adventuring is far better enjoyed with a clear head, endorphins should be your high.

It's a shame, especially for his family that have to face the world. (BTW, I think that Jesse James film he was in was fucking brilliant)

[skorb]

There was a story on the net (I know probably urban legend) about a young man that tried to auto felate himself by sitting in a trash can. The idea was that it would force his head close enough for him to do the deed. What happened was he got stuck, suffocated, died and then was found naked in a trash can.

gotta love darwinism in action

[Flatpicker]

Well, I guess there's worse ways to go..like getting smooshed by a train or sumthin'.:think:

"He came and went at the same time..that's called recyclin' "...Richard Pryor about his father dying while having sex with a younger women.

I also had a dead body / probable foul play assignment..well, just like this.

I don't get it. This is supposed to heighten sexual climax. To me, smokin' a bowl will do that. Or, if you're not happy with the first one ya rubbed out..go for round two..or three. Call me old fasion, but this Auto-erotic shit is crazy. Besides, is this how you want family/friends/ or even strangers to find you?

I was thinking about this once while trying to felate myself many moons ago. I was thinking, what if by some chance I die like this, and rigor mortis sets in..and here I am doubled over suggin' my own pud. What would my mother think..she prolly never got over that vase thing.

I'm not making light of David's death, just making people THINK. Because maybe a kinky JCF member ('Smacker) may want to indulge in these actions..and that would make us sad.

RIP

Your shit works after smokin'?
Damn. I'm a fuggin wet noodle after that.

Which used to suck, cuz, I knew a girl back about 10 years ago, that would get revved up after a session.
Had to learn how to get her goin, get off, then do it up and enjoy a mellow, long snacking session at the Y.

[LouSiffer]

Sometimes the shot works after smokin and sometimes not.

I wish I could double and blow myself. It would have saved me from getting married. Would have saved me from a lot of troubles.

I do like to pop a good muscle relaxer and get a softie BJ. Those freaking rock!!!

[442w30]

OK, I am not up on AutoEroticism, but why did the dude have a rope around his genitals too?

Now they are saying there was a shoeprint on the bed that wasn't his, and some other stuff?

But seriously - and I am talking to RSmacker here since he is the voice of retarded stuff like taking a king size turdzilla dump in cellophane, putting it in a freezer and banging German GreatGrandmas with it.

RSMacker, why would his balls be tied up too? enquiring minds don't really want to know, but are obligated to Assk.

[maiden666]

its a pity for bill,rip

[horns666]

I youtubed the topic and found this. The comments do pay respect to David.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHKD8...eature=related

Prolly NSFW..