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Originally posted by Rsmacker
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Well, I doubt the Stryper guy cares about that. He'll be too busy reading his bible to worry about something as sinful as a bit of sex.
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Ha ha!
Well, I doubt the Stryper guy cares about that. He'll be too busy reading his bible to worry about something as sinful as a bit of sex. -
And I don't think Jesus needs hookers. He could get'em all for free, anyway.
She's just trying to get publicity for her book( she mentions something about an upcoming book in the text)
Oh, and,
she IS ugly.Last edited by Norton; 06-07-2009, 11:13 AM.I wish my hair-color was EDS :/Comment
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Jesus didn't care if a chick was a hooker or not, he was a hippie and loved all his poon equally"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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Jesus DIDN'T like hookers. He was jealous of them because they got paid to get nailed.
Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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now that's fucking funnyOriginally posted by Jack The Riffer View PostJesus DIDN'T like hookers. He was jealous of them because they got paid to get nailed.
"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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:ROTF:
I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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hookers for Christ ..........? it does sound a bit crazy.
BUT ....
Do any of you guys remember the "rock against drugs" program showing folks like ozzy saying "drugs are bad m'kay" that was right before or maybe right after he tried to choke the shit out of sharon, IIRC ratt had a spot and maybe poison or motley crue, bon jovi(and many others - come to think of it that may not have worked out so well(anyone remember cc deville laying on a police car and eating flowers?(best of luck to Oz and whats her name).
Fuck it if they're happy.
Plus I bet she knows all of those tricks that they talk about in deuce bigalow
Enjoying a rum and coke, just didn't have any coke...Comment
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Originally posted by Jayster View Post
sadly that kind of stuff never works"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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"Rock against Drugs"..yeah, I remember that..
Ozzy of all people..he's a very happy guy!
Has anyone seen Ozzy angry..ever?"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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hehehehehe
I'm a tad bored so ;
here's some spots of rock against drugs or RAD
Kiss - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8asrV_976gE
Belinda Carlyle(I think she was in the go-go's) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kutws_Wh9Ws
Vince Niel - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKsL_...eature=related
Aimee Mann - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll7eXsFdv8I
These are actually kind of hard to find, I'm giving up on ozzy - but I'm positive he and many others did these commercials!
Damn that was all kinds of 80'sEnjoying a rum and coke, just didn't have any coke...Comment
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"Rock Against Drugs" LOL
Sam Kinison said it best.....Rock created drugs Man!Comment
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Rock against drugs is like saying Christians against Christ.
Now, as for this marriage. uh........sure she is hot, but uh.......she was a hooker. I mean, I know some guys have chicks that have a "history" and have banged some dudes, but a hooker is an entirely different league. most of them do up to 10 -15 tricks a day, X 11 years!!!!!!!!!!!!! No thanks. I'll Pass.
I dont care if she found Jesus, Waldo, Carmen Sandiego, or Sesame Street...... I am not going to tag a hooker. I would be afraid of catching Cooties.
"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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Originally posted by Jack The Riffer View PostJesus DIDN'T like hookers. He was jealous of them because they got paid to get nailed.
ooofah!!! That reminds me when I was young, we used to say in 3rd grade that the 4 letters at the the top of the crucifix-"I N R I" (which really stands for King of the Jews in reality)
actually meant- "I'm nailed right in" Catholic school joke there.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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Jesus of nazareth, King of the Jews.... = I N R IOriginally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
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