So Oz Fox married a hooker (ex)

[MartinBarre]

She's probably got a muff like a welly-top

Ha ha!

Well, I doubt the Stryper guy cares about that. He'll be too busy reading his bible to worry about something as sinful as a bit of sex.

[Norton]

And I don't think Jesus needs hookers. He could get'em all for free, anyway.

She's just trying to get publicity for her book( she mentions something about an upcoming book in the text)



Oh, and,


she IS ugly.

[Endrik]

Jesus didn't care if a chick was a hooker or not, he was a hippie and loved all his poon equally

[Jack The Riffer]

Jesus DIDN'T like hookers. He was jealous of them because they got paid to get nailed.

[Endrik]

Jesus DIDN'T like hookers. He was jealous of them because they got paid to get nailed.

now that's fucking funny

[toejam]

:ROTF:

[horns666]

[Jayster]

hookers for Christ ..........? it does sound a bit crazy.


BUT ....

Do any of you guys remember the "rock against drugs" program showing folks like ozzy saying "drugs are bad m'kay" that was right before or maybe right after he tried to choke the shit out of sharon, IIRC ratt had a spot and maybe poison or motley crue, bon jovi(and many others - come to think of it that may not have worked out so well(anyone remember cc deville laying on a police car and eating flowers?(best of luck to Oz and whats her name).

Fuck it if they're happy.

Plus I bet she knows all of those tricks that they talk about in deuce bigalow

[Endrik]

Do any of you guys remember the "rock against drugs" program

sadly that kind of stuff never works

[horns666]

"Rock against Drugs"..yeah, I remember that..

Ozzy of all people..he's a very happy guy!

Has anyone seen Ozzy angry..ever?

[Jayster]

hehehehehe

I'm a tad bored so ;

here's some spots of rock against drugs or RAD

Kiss - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8asrV_976gE
Belinda Carlyle(I think she was in the go-go's) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kutws_Wh9Ws
Vince Niel - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKsL_...eature=related
Aimee Mann - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll7eXsFdv8I


These are actually kind of hard to find, I'm giving up on ozzy - but I'm positive he and many others did these commercials!

Damn that was all kinds of 80's

[sixx_ gunner]

"Rock Against Drugs" LOL

Sam Kinison said it best.....Rock created drugs Man!

[tonemonster]

Rock against drugs is like saying Christians against Christ.

Now, as for this marriage. uh........sure she is hot, but uh.......she was a hooker. I mean, I know some guys have chicks that have a "history" and have banged some dudes, but a hooker is an entirely different league. most of them do up to 10 -15 tricks a day, X 11 years!!!!!!!!!!!!! No thanks. I'll Pass.

I dont care if she found Jesus, Waldo, Carmen Sandiego, or Sesame Street...... I am not going to tag a hooker. I would be afraid of catching Cooties.

[atomic charvel guy]

Jesus DIDN'T like hookers. He was jealous of them because they got paid to get nailed.

ooofah!!! That reminds me when I was young, we used to say in 3rd grade that the 4 letters at the the top of the crucifix-"I N R I" (which really stands for King of the Jews in reality)
actually meant- "I'm nailed right in" Catholic school joke there.

[eddie_van_earache]

ooofah!!! That reminds me when I was young, we used to say in 3rd grade that the 4 letters at the the top of the crucifix-"I N R I" (which really stands for King of the Jews in reality)
actually meant- "I'm nailed right in" Catholic school joke there.

Jesus of nazareth, King of the Jews.... = I N R I