The Dog Days of Summer MLB thread

[atomic charvel guy]

you're better off getting pulled over with a kilo of black tar heroin than testing positive for steroids.

[atdguitars]

Balco selling black tar heroin now days?

[atomic charvel guy]

nope,it's a company called Tarco

[atomic charvel guy]

Their labs are located in Mexico-lol

[Endrik]

Marijuana possession by someone who lives in San Francisco?? Holy shit, the world's gonna collapse!!!

[atomic charvel guy]

Balcoke-Labs in south america

[Shawn Lutz]

you're better off getting pulled over with a kilo of black tar heroin than testing positive for steroids.

Thats how they hide the steriod supply on their lengthy road trips, hide the juice stash under the black tar, kilo of coke and lb of weed. Its just performance enhancers and dietary supplements....

[atdguitars]

Tommy, Shawn....Whats your take on the free agent market.. Boras is once again toting his shit and holding court amongst the MLB meetings.. What a putz. They need to ignore him and his clients for a year and wait till he comes back to reality.

[atomic charvel guy]

He said Johnny Damon has the body of a 30 year old and wants a 4 year deal-lol
Yeah, the body of a 30 year old and the arm of a 9 year old.
i think the Yankees would sign him to a 2 year deal max.
Giants may be in the market for him. Boras is something else, but if i were a player
I'd want him to be my agent if i'm gonna be honest. You know that he was a player in the Cubs organization when he was coming up, he got injured but they took care of him and paid his way through law school. They created a monster.

[atdguitars]

He said Johnny Damon has the body of a 30 year old and wants a 4 year deal-lol
Yeah, the body of a 30 year old and the arm of a 9 year old.
i think the Yankees would sign him to a 2 year deal max.
Giants may be in the market for him. Boras is something else, but if i were a player
I'd want him to be my agent if i'm gonna be honest. You know that he was a player in the Cubs organization when he was coming up, he got injured but they took care of him and paid his way through law school. They created a monster.

I didn't know that about Boras. I thought he was just the one that fed the goat !!!

[atdguitars]

Lincecum winning the NL Cy Young is about as fucking stupid as me winning guitar player of the year.

[atomic charvel guy]

I thought they'd give it to Wainwright.

[Shawn Lutz]

arm of a 9 yr old...lol. I think I had a better arm when I was 9 than Damon has now and an MLB'er