Man, What the fuggen hell?

[john.w.lawson]

RSmacker has'nt been ass fugged or fugged any ass lately.No rotten cunt has kill a gopher,This is getting to be A lot like a seniors swingers club around here

[Rsmacker]

Whaddaya mean I aint been doing any cornholing? Why this very afternoon I skived off work and went to see a very obliging young lady I know. As I was balling her from behind I marvelled at just how close her dirtbox is to the pussy, perhaps this one is a couple of mm closer than others, I don't know.

Weeeell, the inevitable happened, I pulled right back for a long stroke and the tip of my bludger slipped out, the following thrust lanced her balloon knot. I can thoroughly recommend this move for those whose sex life is becoming boring and pedestrian, I guarantee a lively response! It was how I imagine it would be to be trying to hug a dolphin as a Japanese fisherman harpoons it. I'm sure the noise she made could detect shoals of fish like sonar, and wriggle.......well, that word scarcely does it justice, she was wrigglier than a very wriggly thing, I had a hell of a job holding onto her. I was scared to let go, to be honest, I feared serious injury from her flailing limbs.

It's not as if she is shy of a spot of buggery, she loves it. Usually.

Hey, and don't knock senior citizen swingers, they know their time is short so they want as much bone as they can get. Many a fine tune played on an old fiddle.

[jacksoncsplayer]

Weeeell, the inevitable happened, I pulled right back for a long stroke and the tip of my bludger slipped out, the following thrust lanced her balloon knot. I guarantee a lively response! It was how I imagine it would be to be trying to hug a dolphin as a Japanese fisherman harpoons it.

:ROTF: Where the fuck do you come up with this shit :ROTF:

[Musician78]

That's awesome.

[Grandturk]

Many a fine tune played on an old fiddle.

Hold on a sec - are you playing the fiddle?

[RacerX]

Holy back button, Batman!

[Rsmacker]

:ROTF: Where the fuck do you come up with this shit :ROTF:

Dunno, these thoughts just spring into my head. The worst thing is laughing when they do, it's really difficult trying to convince someone that they don't really want to know why you are giggling whilst porking them. They push and push, then you tell them and they get all huffy. Can't win!

[horns666]

Women get mad if you laugh while you're porkin' them for some reason. Every girl I knew did. You'd think they'd be happy because you're happy. Nope!

But I don't care. When they get huffy, that's when I finish with a big belly laugh..as I glaze 'em like a donut. That's when I fart for about 30+ seconds, and say "thank you". Well, at least I'm polite.