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Touche Rupe..Touche!!
Oh.. My Eye!!!
You bastard!!
Oh.. My Eye!!!
You bastard!!
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"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity. -
Just don't let it dry shut!
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
How's that? That's the best I can do by just typing it. For the real thing I'm going to need an amp and a guitar.
Last edited by Tekky; 06-25-2009, 04:38 PM.Occupy JCFComment
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Shame Zeegs, I was hoping you were going to get a real break. Never mind, fuck him.So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her backComment
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Hah, new development. Joe finally emailed me back. He graciously apologized for jumping the gun, and upsetting my wife and I. He told me to stop by if I'm ever near the shop, and have a beer or two. I definitely feel better about the whole thing now.
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It's a trap. You'll get to his shop and he'll serve you with a subpoena.Originally posted by zeegler View PostHah, new development. Joe finally emailed me back. He graciously apologized for jumping the gun, and upsetting my wife and I. He told me to stop by if I'm ever near the shop, and have a beer or two. I definitely feel better about the whole thing now.:ROTF:
I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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Thats fucked.. then you will smell your musty old balls. Thats a hell I am not prepared for...Originally posted by horns666 View PostMaybe that old dago whants to powder your cannoli..
Seriously, if he calls you with any "ill" shit...I'd rub my sack on the fuggin' phone. Then I'd say.."Hey, do ya hear that shit...that's my sack!"
I always do that...I like it.
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I'd stop by the shop and punch his teeth down his throat for disrespecting your wife.Originally posted by zeegler View PostHah, new development. Joe finally emailed me back. He graciously apologized for jumping the gun, and upsetting my wife and I. He told me to stop by if I'm ever near the shop, and have a beer or two. I definitely feel better about the whole thing now.
That shit don't fly in my neck of the woods.You sir, can go you fuck yourself and don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.
You're such a pretencious, phony, boring, transparent, self righteous worthless fuck..You are amusing as a genital wart!
--horns666 - 12/08/08
Hey, if those are fake tits..is fake titty fuggin' cheatin'? I say no!
--horns666 - 12/29/08
I think your dad jacked off in a flower pot and you were born a blooming idiot.
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Originally posted by eddie_van_earache View Post
Hey, I groom and clean my balls on a daily basis. So that they're smooth, kissable, and fresh as a summer breeze. Because you never know when or where someone nice would wanna suggums..
Meaning my wife of course..
I'm very anal about my balls.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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I've never tried anal balls/beads myself...hmmmOriginally posted by horns666 View PostI'm very anal about my balls.
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