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  • #46
    Originally posted by Shawn Lutz View Post
    hat trick of death this week, Ed, Farrah and Michael
    Excuse my gross ignorance, but what "Ed" died?
    Member - National Sarcasm Society

    "Oh, sure. Like we need your support."

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    • #47
      Ed McMahon...

      Heeeeeere's Johnny!
      Don't blame Congress or the President - blame yourselves. ~Newc

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      • #48
        Now he can go try to molest some little demons in hell and get what he deserves

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        • #49
          McMahon died but Roman lived. There is no justice in the world.
          I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

          The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

          My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Newc View Post
            McMahon died but Roman lived. There is no justice in the world.
            Lololol +1..
            Originally posted by horns666
            The only thing I choke during sex is, my chicken..especially when I wanna glaze my wife's buns.

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            • #51
              Yeah, some Bizarre stuff, Rip, MJ. Okay, what do McDonalds and MJ have in common?



              They both stick their beef between 12 year old buns!!

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              • #52
                I guess i'm one of the simpletons newc, the jackson 5 were great.
                Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
                  I guess i'm one of the simpletons newc, the jackson 5 were great.
                  +1
                  "Now remember, things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is. ":JOSEY WALES

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                  • #54
                    ebay. for sale, one white glove, four white fingers one brown.
                    yeah it was me, you got a problem with that?

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                    • #55
                      When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

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                      • #56
                        Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are false. Apparently he was in the Children's Ward having a stroke !!!!
                        Enjoying a rum and coke, just didn't have any coke...

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                        • #57

                          Oh jeez, this is good stuff. So bad, yet so GOOD.
                          "Dear Dr. Bill,
                          I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

                          "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
                            I guess i'm one of the simpletons newc, the jackson 5 were great.
                            +1 Add me to that list!

                            He was one weird fucker, and most of the later stuff did nothing for me, but last time I looked he was one of the biggest-selling artists of all time.
                            Didn't do EVH's career any harm either....

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                            • #59
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • #60
                                I heard his ashes are to go into an etch a sketch so kids can still to play with him

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