I like BJs better than fornication

[Rsmacker]

Of course, that's the beauty of it.

[Spivonious]

Okay Fett, give it up. We know you've hijacked Bill's account.

[StukaJU87]

Couple that with a BJ, the infamous Lumpkin, and you have a most satisfactory day at the office.

I thought it was called a "Blumpkin"?

Also, you can add me to the list of prefering receiving a BJ (from a chick)to getting laid (by a chick).

[toejam]

Also, you can add me to the list of prefering receiving a BJ (from a chick)to getting laid (by a chick).

Same here.

[horns666]

I'd say about 70% of the time I'd rather lay back and enjoy my wife bobbin' the knob. But sometimes...mind you. I'll look and there's her nice round little apple..and it gets good to me. That's when I get all froggy and break off with an enthusiastic and hearty demand.. "Let us fuck"..

I'm a romantic..

[Rsmacker]

I thought it was called a "Blumpkin"?

Also, you can add me to the list of prefering receiving a BJ (from a chick)to getting laid (by a chick).

You say tom-ay-to, I say tom-art-o!

Guess what? I prefer a hand-job to a BJ. Seriously. It's an art that few women can master, they just don't seem to get it - it's a wrist thing. If you ladies use your fucking wrist, instead of moving your arm backwards and forwards, you won't whinge about your arm hurting after 5 mins, will you? Any old trout can open her gob and take it that way, but it takes a real artisan to knock one out from the wrist. (Lying down the other afternoon, my Thursday appointment did such a good job I shot my muck over my head! I was groaning and writhing and laughing all at the same time. It was awesome)

Over the past few weeks, I've had 8 different women give me a BJ, and every single one has swallowed. WTF is going on? When I were a lad, that was the Holy Grail, a smile when she swallowed, but these days it doesn't really do it for me. Especially when I've just watched her drain 4 other sets of nuts first. Is it some sort of fashion thing, has it appeared in some Womens' mag, swallowing is this season's black? If so, roll on the return of the gloopy facial, my fucking favourite!

[horns666]

You say tom-ay-to, I say tom-art-o!

Guess what? I prefer a hand-job to a BJ. Seriously. It's an art that few women can master, they just don't seem to get it - it's a wrist thing. If you ladies use your fucking wrist, instead of moving your arm backwards and forwards, you won't whinge about your arm hurting after 5 mins, will you? Any old trout can open her gob and take it that way, but it takes a real artisan to knock one out from the wrist. (Lying down the other afternoon, my Thursday appointment did such a good job I shot my muck over my head! I was groaning and writhing and laughing all at the same time. It was awesome)

Over the past few weeks, I've had 8 different women give me a BJ, and every single one has swallowed. WTF is going on? When I were a lad, that was the Holy Grail, a smile when she swallowed, but these days it doesn't really do it for me. Especially when I've just watched her drain 4 other sets of nuts first. Is it some sort of fashion thing, has it appeared in some Womens' mag, swallowing is this season's black? If so, roll on the return of the gloopy facial, my fucking favourite!

That is fuggin' gospel. To hell with swallowing or blowin' your chum in the vag. I like pullin' out and chockin' it myself to achieve Peter North-like velocity. ..and I mean I really strangle the fucker blue...like it owes me money!!

[Top Jimmy B]

Oh my hell

[horns666]

Wassup Broseppi T Jimmby!!!

Hey, would anyone else, besides me ..like to bang Flo The Progressive Car INS girl..?:think:





Just askin..

[Top Jimmy B]

Yes. I'll ride shotgun.

[wilkinsi]

I prefer younger women, English-Rose-lives-next-door-looking-girls. I used to fuck one for 6 years. Still miss her

[Jacksonguy666]

Wassup Broseppi T Jimmby!!!

Hey, would anyone else, besides me ..like to bang Flo The Progressive Car INS girl..?:think:





Just askin..

Maybe if I was wearing earplugs! Her voice drives me up the wall.

[Mr.Shreddy]

That post clarified and kicked it up a notch.

haha just adding my .2 thanks man

[Mr.Shreddy]

...and Flo? maybe, just maybe

[Rsmacker]

I prefer younger women, English-Rose-lives-next-door-looking-girls. I used to fuck one for 6 years. Still miss her

Come come now little mangina, don't start that nonsense again. You have a 2 second hair trigger, so don't give us any of that 6 years nonsense. I happen to know that your girl-next-door was glad to move away, she certainly doesn't miss your leering mush grinning at her over the fence as you choked Kojak. And she didn't like the way you scurried round there to hump her leg whenever someone left the gate open for a second. Bad doggy!

BTW, speaking of imaginary girlfriends, how is Jodie-the-Pig these days? Give her my best regards.