I like BJs better than fornication

[Top Jimmy B]

[joelayres]

A Blow Job is like a slice of pizza.....
When it's good, it's fuggen' great!
When it's bad ....... it's still pretty damn good!

[heavy dupree]

I thought it was called a "Blumpkin"?

You are correct, it is in fact, called a Blumpkin.

However, I have recently pioneered the "reverse Blumpkin"... Getting head while your GF is taking a shit, highly recommended.

[wilkinsi]

Come come now little mangina, don't start that nonsense again. You have a 2 second hair trigger, so don't give us any of that 6 years nonsense. I happen to know that your girl-next-door was glad to move away, she certainly doesn't miss your leering mush grinning at her over the fence as you choked Kojak. And she didn't like the way you scurried round there to hump her leg whenever someone left the gate open for a second. Bad doggy!

BTW, speaking of imaginary girlfriends, how is Jodie-the-Pig these days? Give her my best regards.

Imaginary? Like you porked me so many times? Do yourself a favour and fuck off back under that bridge you gay TROLL!

[Rsmacker]

Oh, why the aggression, the denial? You know how much it upsets me. But then I guess you just like the ferocious reconciliatory sex we have later, don't you, it's so primal, sweaty, intense? Your arsehole is gonna look like a blood orange when I'm finished, sonny-Jim.

Anyway, I don't like bridges, unless I'm dogging.

[Rsmacker]

You are correct, it is in fact, called a Blumpkin.

However, I have recently pioneered the "reverse Blumpkin"... Getting head while your GF is taking a shit, highly recommended.

I beg to differ once again, it's a fucking LUMPKIN!!!!

However, I'm full of admiration for the "reverse Blumpkin", there's no question over that one, that's all yours. I'm going to have to try it at the earliest opportunity.

[wilkinsi]

Oh, why the aggression, the denial? You know how much it upsets me. But then I guess you just like the ferocious reconciliatory sex we have later, don't you, it's so primal, sweaty, intense? Your arsehole is gonna look like a blood orange when I'm finished, sonny-Jim.

Anyway, I don't like bridges, unless I'm dogging.

Take a dive into the Trent. I'm sure there are plenty of eels to slither up your ass.

[horns666]

I want to hang out Wilks and 'Smacker ..that would be an event!!

But something tells me it would be like a twisted, perverted and insanley disturbng episode of The Three Stooges.

..add Shob, Tommy and Endy to the mix and ..oh man!!!

[toejam]

I want to hang out Wilks and 'Smacker ..that would be an event!!

So do I, but I want to be in the middle! :ROTF:

[wilkinsi]

Nope. It would be me getting jailed for pushing that troll over Trent Bridge. Wait - you don't have any jurisdiction outside USA Bill! Finally, I get away with murder!

[Larz]

Not to get too personal, but I enjoy receiving a BJ while I'm shitting on a glass table that the babysitter is laying under.

Gotta be a name for that.

[Rsmacker]

Not to get too personal, but I enjoy receiving a BJ while I'm shitting on a glass table that the babysitter is laying under.

Gotta be a name for that.

Heaven, I think.
Actually, wait, is the babysitter your Mother-in-law or your grandma? It makes a big difference.

[atomic charvel guy]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Larz
Not to get too personal, but I enjoy receiving a BJ while I'm shitting on a glass table that the babysitter is laying under.

Gotta be a name for that.

Heaven, I think.
Actually, wait, is the babysitter your Mother-in-law or your grandma? It makes a big difference.


Nice-lol
That's some pulitzer prize winning material from both of you.

[VoiceX3]

Hey, would anyone else, besides me ..like to bang Flo The Progressive Car INS girl..?:think:





Just askin..

Wouldn't toss her out of bed for eatin crackers, but if I'm goin for a commercial chick it's gotta be the girl from the Rosetta Stone commercials...Lesley Ann Machado.




tasty!

(couldn't find a pic of her in that tight pink satin top with her boobs heaving out)

[heavy dupree]

Not to get too personal, but I enjoy receiving a BJ while I'm shitting on a glass table that the babysitter is laying under.

Gotta be a name for that.

It's a twist on what is known as a "glass-bottom boat".......