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  • I like BJs better than fornication

    Just wanted to share that..
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    Me too.
    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Steven-A.-McKay/e/B00DS0TRH6/

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    • #3
      Receiving them I mean.
      http://www.amazon.co.uk/Steven-A.-McKay/e/B00DS0TRH6/

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      • #4
        Originally posted by MartinBarre1 View Post
        Receiving them I mean.
        Yes!..I'm glad you clarified that for us..
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #5
          Me too.
          "I would have banned you for taking part in hijacking and derailing a thread when you could have started your own thread about your own topic." - Unknown

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          • #6
            Originally posted by horns666 View Post
            Yes!..I'm glad you clarified that for us..


            Just wanted to head any homo jokes off at the pass!
            http://www.amazon.co.uk/Steven-A.-McKay/e/B00DS0TRH6/

            http://http://stevenamckay.wordpress.com/

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            • #7
              Originally posted by MartinBarre1 View Post
              Just wanted to head any homo jokes off at the pass!
              Thanks..Let it be known I have never sucked a pud. The only pud I've tried to suck was my own...so close but yet so far. But that was when I didn't have a big ol' gut in the way.
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #8
                I agree.
                I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

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                • #9
                  Agreed.
                  It's a lot less effort for a lazy ass like me.

                  Sit back, a beer in one hand and a head in my lap.
                  If the Superbowl was on, it would be a perfect moment in time.
                  Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day, set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

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                  • #10
                    Bill, you're lying - you like fucking pillows more than anything else
                    Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

                    "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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                    • #11
                      I know a lot of dudes think the same way, and I do appreciate a good BJ, but I really do prefer laying some pipe.
                      Sleep!!, That's where I'm a viking!!

                      http://www.myspace.com/grindhouseadtheband

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                      • #12
                        Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
                        Ratt & Roll

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                        • #13
                          That post clarified and kicked it up a notch.
                          Peace, Love and Happieness and all that stuff...

                          "Anyone who tries to fling crap my way better have a really good crap flinger."

                          I personally do not care how it was built as long as it is a good playing/sounding instrument.

                          Yes, there's a bee in the pudding.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by zeegler View Post
                            I know a lot of dudes think the same way, and I do appreciate a good BJ, but I really do prefer laying some pipe.
                            Oh dear oh dear, "laying a pipe" over here means the same as "laying a cable" or "curling one off".



                            Actually, there are few things as satisfying as a big gnarly shit, one that means you have to chop your way out to fresh air, and that when someone opens the door 3 hours later you can hear them bawl "Bloooo-dy Hell! Who the hell did that???"

                            Couple that with a BJ, the infamous Lumpkin, and you have a most satisfactory day at the office.
                            So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                            I nearly broke her back

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                            • #15
                              At the same time?
                              http://www.amazon.co.uk/Steven-A.-McKay/e/B00DS0TRH6/

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