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Originally posted by jayster
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and they call them the taepodong missile - coincidence?
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"Artists should be free to spend their days mastering their craft so that working people can toil away in a more beautiful world."
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Measuring along the top, or from the base of the balls?
I'm not sure the world has settled on a standard.
- E.Good Lord! The rod up that man's butt must have a rod up its butt!Comment
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just shave your pubes off, that makes it look bigger in any case-lolNot helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
That's exactly why I do this. I started this back in '92. By 1993, I convinced the entire Cleveland Police department. Our department had the best groomed genitalia in the nation.
I actuially had some of their wives thank me..I got full credit! That was my biggest contribution."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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I wonder how this product skews the analysis?Comment
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My wife forbids me to try ANY PP enhancements..the fuggin' thing would pop!
I need anti Viagra..
I did get my schlong lodged for 25 minutes in a penis pump once. It wouldn't go down. I thought I was totally screwed. Serves me right. That was prolly Karma for when my mom caught me with my pud stuck in a vase when I was 7 years old.
Then I was fuggin' around gettin' high and silly with the wife..and almost got my pud stuck in the fuggin' bong.
why do I do these things?:think:
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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bongs aint gonna fuck emselves! fuggem!Comment
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I thought in Wales it was the lamb that got the protein out of you...Originally posted by gotwtt View PostHail yesterdayComment
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And that Korea measurement is SOUTH Korea! Everybody knows the North Koreans are stunted compared to the South Koreans, so it's worse than they even thought! That's why they use metric!Originally posted by horns666 View PostRon is the MAN!!!!Comment
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That hould be on a plaque on the wall in all the departments as soon as you walk in the door. It should also replace that goofy "To Protect and to Serve" on all the squad cars...Originally posted by horns666 View Post
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They just shot off two more "short" range missles..go figure.Originally posted by lerxstcat View Post
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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That's an awesome idea..It would be nice to get rid of that our Pig emblem too. Nah, let the pig stay..I like it! Just add a shaved beanbag to the piggy and THAT would be awesome!!!Originally posted by OnlineStageGear View PostThat hould be on a plaque on the wall in all the departments as soon as you walk in the door. It should also replace that goofy "To Protect and to Serve" on all the squad cars...
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"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!
Take that muthafuggas!!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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you ever see the "penis enlargening cream" ads in the back of porn mags?
"Just rub it on and watch it grow"
I tried it once, but my hands got bigger too and i looked awfully silly.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
Peace, Love and Happieness and all that stuff...
"Anyone who tries to fling crap my way better have a really good crap flinger."
I personally do not care how it was built as long as it is a good playing/sounding instrument.
Yes, there's a bee in the pudding.Comment
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